Jokes SMS

Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th main karna bhul gya, 5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi. Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques? Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!

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Ladkiyo se Pyaar mat krna Qki Ye ati h HEER ki trah, Lagti hai KHEER ki trah, Chubhti hai TEER ki trah, Aur Bheek mangwati hai FAKEER ki trah.....! By azam sultanpur

10 years ago

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Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend. . . Jiski Girlfriend. . . . . . . . Usse kahegi: 'jaanu tum phone rakho, mai call karti hu.....!!

10 years ago

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Aadmi Shaadi Kyon Karta Hai ????? Takee Wo Marne Ke Bad Agar Swarg Jaye Tho Acha Feel Kare Aur Agar Nark Jaye Tho homely Feel Kare...

10 years ago

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Girl- (In A Party) Excuse Me..
Mere Hath Men Plate Hy,
To Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se
Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Ho..?
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Boy- (Khush Hote Hoye) Han Bolo Kya Hatana He..?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
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Girl- Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazren..

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Logo Ne Roz Kuch Naya Maanga Khuda Se. Ek Hum Hi Tere Khayal Se Aage Nahi Gaye. "Sajaa Ye Hai Ki Aankho Ne Cheen Li Neendein ** . . Julm Yeh Tha Ki Jeene K Khwaab Dekhe They!!

10 years ago

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Suna Hai Kal aapki Kanpati Pe Bandar Ne Banduk Rakhi.. Or apko 2 Option Diye.. 1. Jaan Do Ya 2. Use Kiss Karo. Khushi Hui Ke aaj aap Zinda ho.. Great Decision

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Ek truck ke pichhe kitni sundar . . . . . . . . . V a k y a likhe the dhyan hatahi ta bara puri batahi

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tHODA sOCHA hAI hUMNE … tHODA jAANA hAI hUMNE… mUSHKIL sE mAGAR pEHCHANA hAI hUMNE… kOI aAP jAISA nA tHA nA hOGA… iSLIYE dOST aAPKO mANA hAI hUMNE..iii

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Hum ne to wafa ki thi, par uss ne hi dil "TODA MERA " Fir ek din usne msg kia- hamari yaad aati hai kya ? Hum ne bhi likh dia - "L@VDA MERA".

10 years ago

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BhaKt- BabaJi Mai Har Baat BhooL Jata Hu Or GaaLi BaK Deta Hu.. Baba- Kab Se Hai yE ProbLem? BhaKt- Kaun Si ProbLem Be Kutte. :D :P

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Deedar Ki Talab Ho Toh Nazarein Jamaye Rakhiye; Kyunki Naqaab Ho Ya Naseeb, Sarakta Zaroor Hai!

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45kg Ki Ladki ko Uthane mein Ladko ko koi Preshani nahi hoti, But 18Kg ka Gas Cylinder ko Uthane mein Ladko ke pasine chhut jate hai. Kyun? Kaminapan hai aur kya.

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Baba Ji Ka Mela Laga Hai Haridwar Me, Prashad Me Recharge Coupon Diye Jayenge, Kisi Aur Ko Mat Batana, Ye SMS Sirf Chuninda Bhikhariyon Ko Bheje Ja Raha He.

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एक सर्वे के अनुसार Group फोटो उसी बंदे के द्वारा Upload की जाती है जिसकी फोटो Group मे सबसे अच्छी आ जाती है

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Wo Meri Sabse Achchi Dost H Aapke Bare Me Puch Rahi Thi Maine Use Aapka Pata De Diya H Aati Hi Hogi Uska Naa H Muskurahat Dekho Shayad Aa Gayi.
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Girl: Tum kya karte ho? Boy: Hindustan Times mei job karta tha lekin abhi chodd dia.. Girl: Kyu? Boy: Yaar Aasiii thandiiii mei kon jaldi uuth k paper dene jaega?

10 years ago

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थोडेस अश्रु खुप सारं हसण, खुप सारी "मैञी" आणि थोडसं रुसणं, पण नको अंतर कधी दुरावा, पावसाळा लाजवेल इतका असुदे तुझ्या माझ्या मैञीचा ओलावा. SHRIRAM SALUNKHE

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An EnGineering Student Went & Proposed A
girl
Girl : What Can U Do To Make Me Love You ?
Boy : I Will Do What Ever U Want, Ivl Bring
stars From The Sky, I Vl Jump From Where Ever U Say, I Vl
do Anything For U.
... Girl : Can U Complete Ur Enggnrng Without A
single Back??:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
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Boy : Chalta Hu Behan..... Apna Khyal Rakhna ...

10 years ago

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Winter Season Special: ये "नहाना" समझ से परे है। जिस शब्द में आगे "न" है और पीछे "ना" है तो बीच में ये दुनिया "हाँ" कराने पर क्यों तुली है।

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