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Oscar nomination for blue films are: 1. Uatar ke panti so gayi aunti. 2. Hasina ke dudu me pasina. 3. Pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me. 4. Ghar me saali to puri raat diwali.

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पत्नी - मैं मरने जा रही हूँ. पति - ये लो Dairy Milk चॉकलेट ! पत्नी – क्यों ? पति - खुशी के मौके पर ‘कुछ मीठा हो जाये’ …

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Bar me ek aadmi ne ek kutte ke saath kadam rakha| Bartender- “Yah gadha yaha kyu laye ho?” Aadmi- “Andhe ho kya? Yah tumhe gadha dikhai de raha hai?” Bartender- “Mai tumse baat nahi kar raha hu, mai kutte se baat kar raha hu|” K..

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जुन्या आठवणींना कुशीत सामवून डोळ्यांमधे आशा जागवुन पडणाऱ्या प्रत्येक थेंबाला हर्षाने झेलायचंय … आज मला खरंच भिजायचय………. भान सारे हरपून जातील दुखः सारे संपून जातील या गार वाऱ्याच्या स्पर्शाने ओंझळीत अश्रू सांडतील या भरलेल्या हृदयाला निथळायचय…… आज मला चिंब होऊन भिजायचय ………

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Ek Din Ghalib Scooter :motorcycle:se Ja Rahe The
samne 1 Baccha:walking: Aa Gaya
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Ghalib Ne Farmaya
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Ankho Me Jal Rahe Hen
unki Yadu K Deep
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hat Ja Chotu PEEP.. PEEP...
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Ek Baar Discovery Wale,
Jwalamukhi Dekhne Gaye,
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& They Got Shocked...
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Because Rajnikant Waha Already
Papad Shek Raha Tha...:p:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam, 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana 2.Machar ki malish krna 3.Chitti ko kiss krna 4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana 5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

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ये मोहब्बत नहीं,
उसूल-ए-वफ़ा है ऐ दोस्त …
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कि हम जान तो दे देंगे मगर …
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अपनी जान का नंबर नहीं देंगे … !:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Papa:- Beti badi hokar kya karogi? : : Beti:- Shaadi. : : : Papa:- Galat baat hai, abhi se kisi ka bura nahi sochte...

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Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other. What you think of yourself? Boy : Syllabus changed mam.

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Dooriyo ki mat parvah kijiye, Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye, Bas 1 bottle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MAZAA Aur 4 Samose taaza Mangwa lijiye. Ge...

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Ladka:I Love You Ladki:Meri chapal ka size pata hai? Ladka:Aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua nahi ki gift mamgne lage

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Waqt Se Lad Kar Jo Apna Naseeb Badal De.! Insaan Wahi Jo Apni Taqdeer Badal De.! Kal Kya Hoga Kabhi Naa Socho! Kya Pata Kal Waqt Khudh Apni Lakeer Badal De.

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Who is a Boy? .. Ladke wo hai, Jo marne ke baad narak me bhi mile to, Waha bhi kehte hai: . Abe yamraj ki ladki dekhi ?? kya maal hai yaar Hhahahahahahahahaha

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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho, Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

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Public To Santa: Us Rowdy Ki
Vajah Se Hum Pareshaan Hai.
Use Haamare Area Se Bhagaane Ka
Koi Tareeka Bataao?
Santa: Aasaan Hai,
Use Election Mein Khadaa Karke Mla Banaa Do.
Agle 5 Saal Tak Woh
Tumhaare Area Ki Taraf Nahi Aayega.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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What Is The Similarity Between Burnt Toast And A Pregnant Girlfriend? In Both Cases Boy Thinks, “Ek Minute Pehle Nikal Liya Hota To Kitna Achcha Hota”

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Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni, Koi jalata bhi nahi aur bahata bhi nahi. Is kadar akele hain raahon me dil ki, Koi satata bhi nahi aur koi manata bhi nahi

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Ladkiyo k hath mein mehndi achi lgti hai . . . . . . . . . . Or ladko k hath mein wo mehndi wala hath

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Admin ने 251 का मोबाइल :iphone:खरीदा

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