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  • God : My 1 Minute Is Ur 100 Years.....
    Man : Great !
    God : My 1 Rupee Is Ur 1 Crore....
    Man : Ok..pls Give Me 1 Rupee
    God : Pls Wait 1 Minute.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: agar wo meri nahi huyi to main use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!Friends: Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega??
    • 10 years ago



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  • लडकिया कृपया Hahahaha टाइप करते समय एहतियात रखें.. शुरू का H गायब हुआ तो अर्थ का अनर्थ हो जायेगा.. जनहित में जारी..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • बचपन :walking:में डराया जाता था कि....
    मेंढक:beetle: को पत्थर मारोगे तो गूंगी पत्नी
    मिलेगी....
    कितना डरते थे तब...
    अब लगता है काश मार ही
    दिया होता........
    :worried::worried::worried:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladies ke saath aksar haraamipan karne wale:- BANK CASHIER: Madam, aap So So ke lengi.. FRUIT SELLER: Bibiji, jaraa kele ka size to dekho, dil khush ho jaayega. DHOBI: Aap kapde nikaal do, baaki kaam hamaara. XEROX WALA: Madam, aage aur pichhe donon side se karna hai ya ek hi side se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chirag se andhera dur hoti to chandan ki chahat kya hoti jindg tnha kat shakti to doshti nam ke chij hi kyo hoti
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy : Tum Ladkiya Itani Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho ?
    Girl :qki, God Ne Hamko Apne Hath Se Banaya Hai.
    Boy : Sali Bol To Aise Rahi Hai Jaise Ki Hamko Net Se Download Kiya Hai. :P :P:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    -Msh.
    • 10 years ago



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  • रशियन - हमारे यहा शादी में चाँदी क़े थाली में खाना खिलाते है। अमेरिका - हमारे यहा सोने की थाली खाना खिलाते है । भारतीय -हमारे यहा एक बार खिलाने के बाद थाली ही फेक देते है। पत्तल ।।। भारतीय से पंगा मत लो ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapki Ada Se Hum Madhosh HoGaye, Aap Ne Palat Kar Dekha To Hum Behosh Ho Gaye, Yehi Ek BaatKehni Thi Aapse, Na Jaane Kyun Aapko Dekhthe Hi, Hum Khamosh HoGaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • जरूरत से ज्यादा सुंदर लड़की :dancer:,
    अगर गर्लफ्रेंड बन जाए तो

    बंदे का प्रति सप्ताह पौने तीन किलो
    वजन तो इस चिंता में घट जाता है
    कि,

    कहीं कोई दूजा उसे उड़ा ना ले जाए!

    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bar Santa Galti Se Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Gaya. Vaha Bethi Ladies Ek Dum Se Gabra Ke Khadi Ho Gayi. Santa Ne Unhe Dekha Aur Muskurate Hue Kaha. Santa: “Arey Betho Betho, Ijjat Dil Mein Ho Bas Yahi Kafi Hai“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa In Lift..
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    .
    Girl : Mehnga Perfume
    Laga K Lift Me Ayi,
    .
    Or
    .
    Santa Ko Akad K Boli
    Cobra Perfume, Rs.6000..:)
    .
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    2nd Girl Ayi : Jasmeen
    Perfume"rs.7000 .. :)
    .
    .
    Achanak Lift Ruk Gayi Or
    Khuch Smell Aayi
    Dono Ladkiyon Ne Apna Naak Pakda:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    .
    Or
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    Santa
    Ko Dekhne Lagi... :
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    Santa With Smile:-
    "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo.....
    Santa Madhosh
    Ladkia Behosh.
    • 10 years ago



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  • arz kiya hai specily student saam hue kya ghar ki yaad aa gyi saam hue kya ghr ki yaad aa gyi are kambkat kuch padhega bhai sir pe exam aa gyi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jis Taraf Dekhu Apka Hi Naam Likha Hai,

    upar "Chappal Chor Aur Niche 2 Rupay Inaam Likha Hai...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bf:- Janu, Kiss Karne do Na Plz. . Gf :- Nahi. . . Boy Again Requested. . . Gf :-Maine jab ek baar mana Kar diya phir Q jid kar rhe ho. . . Bf :- Jaanu, Plz Karne Do na. Problem Kya Hai. Mai Kiss Se Jyada Kuch Ni Karunga. . . Gf( Dukhi hote hue ):- Jaanu Bs Yhi To Problem Hai. Tum Kiss Se Jyada Kuch karte Hi Nhi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chuhe:mouse: Ko Billi:panda_face: Lagi Gori
    Dono Milne Lage Chori Chori

    chuha Bola O Gori Aa Khele Ankh Micholi

    Billi Chuhe Ko Mar K Kha Gayi
    Or Boli
    "I HATE LOVE STORY"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kanto Ki Hifazat Me Rahte HaiChaman Wale Aur Phoolo Se MasalTe Phoolo Se Badan WaleYe SaharTumhara Jo Chahe Saja De Do HumLog Hai Pardeshi Aur Tum HoWatan Wale:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 kamchor mil k khana kha rhe thy, unko namak km laga, 1bola"jo pehle boly ga wo namak laye ga. Sb bethey rahe. na koi bola, na khaya, 3din aise he guzargaye, teeno behosh ho gye. Logo ne murda samaj kar janaza parhaya. jab pehle waley ko qabar mein utarne lage to woh bola "oye mai zinda hu"Baki 2no bhi usi waqt boly"chal putr namk le k aa"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.....
    • 10 years ago



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