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  • Hum Roz Msg Kyu Bhejte Hain.? For Maasti .. No For Timepass .. No.. Hum Msg Bhejte Hain, Taaki Aapki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.. Padhega India Tabhi To Badhega India..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • EK Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.

    jodiya Assman Pe Banti Hai.
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    Par Setting Zameen Par Hi Karni Padhti Hai.
    ha Ha Ha Ha...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ek admi ne 100 times blood donate karne ka record banaya . . . . . . . . Blood bank wale uski wife ko prize dete hue kehte hi . . . . . . . . . . . Thank You!!! Apne nai piya, tabhi to hamne liya.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • सभी प्रेमिकाए अपने प्रेमी को छोड़ के "भाग" जाती है मेरी वाली तो "चल" के गई थी...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Dil Ko Sabse Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai, . . . . . . Jab Aap Mobile Charging Par Laga Kar Jaye, . . . . . . Aur 2 Ghanta Baad Aakar Dekha Ki Button chalu hi nhi kiya tha.......Dinesh
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • :woman:????:older_woman:????:princess:????:woman:????:older_woman:????:princess:????


    मुन्नाभाई :- " ए सर्किट..... .!
    इंगलिश में माँ को Mom बोलते हैं , तो माँ की छोटी बहन और बड़ी बहन को क्या बोलेंगे....? "

    सर्किट :- " सिम्पल है भाई...!

    Minimom & Maximom...!"


    :joy::joy::blush::blush::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Munna Bhai Style Jokes , Jokes SMS
  • Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti, May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon? Tum Ya May ? Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti, Main Main
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • अभी सूरज :sunny:नहीं डूबा जरा सी शाम
    होने दो,
    मैं खुद लौट जाऊंगा मुझे नाकाम तो
    होने दो,
    मुझे बदनाम करने का बहाना ढूंढ़ता है
    जमाना,
    मैं खुद हो जाऊंगा बदनाम पहले मेरा
    नाम तो होने दो..:smile::sunny::smile:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • CID Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya.
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    CID Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya..
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    jis Room Me Mana Raha Tha Abhijeet Suhagraat,
    Daya Ne Uska Bhi Darwaja Tod Diya..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Father :- Agar Iss Baar Tum
    Exam
    Mein Fail Hue To Mujhe PAPA
    Mat Kehna................
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    After Result ........
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    Father : How Is Your Result???
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    Son : Dimag Ka Dahi Mat Kar
    BABULAL.......
    Tu BAAP Kehlane Ka
    Haq Kho Chuka Hai...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ye Joke Sunoge To Haste Haste Mar Hi Jaoge...
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    Isi Liye Bheja Hi Nhi Khi Mar Gye To.
    I Care For U Yar...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • इश्क़ में नस काट लेना भी आसान था पर दोस्त इतने कमीने थे कि... . . . . . . . . . सालों ने दारु पिला के उसी की बारात में नचवा दिया।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • 1 Medical Student ne apni class fellow ko blood se likha letter de kar kaha: Muje iska ans zarur dena?? . . . Larki Ne jawab diya: “Tumara blood group A+ Hai”
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai. Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Aman: Why Gandhi
    has No Hair On His Head?

    Adee:because He
    speaks Only Truth.

    Bant-Santa: Now Understand Why Girls
    have Long Hair...!*!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • सेल्फ़ी लेते टाइम लड़की का
    और
    बीड़ी सुलगाते टाइम आदमी का मुंह एक जैसा होता है.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Girl : I M In Love
    Girl 1 : Who Is He???
    Girl 2 : Dikhne Me Kaisa H
    Girl 3 : Kya Krta H?.
    Girl 4 : Smart H?
    Girl 5 : Rich???
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    Same Qstn
    Boy : I M In Love
    Boy 1 : Party
    Boy 2 : Party
    Boy 3 : Party
    Boy 4 : Party
    Boy 5 : Party..!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Pappu ki maa ki tbiyat khrab hui to u se hosptl le gaye to Dr n kha k, TEST honge. Pappu bola .ha bhagwan ab kya hoga? Meri maa TO ANPADH HAI
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • [BUDHE KI KAHANI PART 2] uthaai aur Bakre ki Pichwade pe dheere- dheere sehlaane laga. Bakre ka khada huya aur usne Bakri ka Game kar diya. Ladka: Dekha Taau.....Ho gaya na kaam. Budha: Beta, Tu 15 din pehle bhi aaya tha kya koi Bakri ka Game karvane ? Ladka: Haan Taau......Tab aap Ghar pe nahin the......Taai thi yahaan Budha: Saale teri Maa ki Bhoot.....Teri wajah se 15 din se roz raat ko teri Taai ne mere pichwade pe Jhaadu phira-phira ke Ghaav kar diye hain... :P :/
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS