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  • uni si jindgi me aane ka sukriya. Baharo ka gulsita sajane ka sukriya. Hum to apno me bhi begane the. Anjan hokar bhi hume apana dost banane ka sukriya....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Larka universty me Beautiful larki se: aap ka name?? . Larki ghussey se : mujhey sab behan kehtey hain. . . . . . . . . . Larka : o acha to aap hain wo jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji kehtey hain. pranab contact me
    • 10 years ago



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  • Miss: Jisne 1st Lesson Yaad Kiya
    wo Mere Hath Pe Kiss Kare Aur
    jisne 2 Lesson Kiye Wo 2 Kiss
    gaal Pe!
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    Pappu: Miss Phir Bistar Bichha Lo
    Miss: Kyu ??
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    Pappu: Mujhe Puri Book Yaad
    hai..! :p :D =D
    Pappu Rock...Miss
    shock!!:D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • गरीबी का आलम क्या बताये ग़ालिब,
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    10 रु वाले मग को 5 रु के फेवीक्विक से चिपका के यूज कर रहे है..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chand :crescent_moon:pe Aapka Naam Likhnay Ko Jee Chahta Hay
    par Kya Karu……
    Pehli Baat To Yeh Ki Mera Haath Nahi Jata Hay
    Doosri Baat Yeh K Ye Khayal Hamesha Duphair Ko Hi Aata Hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa भाग बे सांप निकला है Banta रुक मै सीढ़ी लेकर आता हूँ? Santa क्यों? Banta सांप सीढ़ी खेलेंगे।
    • 10 years ago



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  • कर दिया उस ने block मुझे Attitude दिखा के ! और अब हाल पूछती है मेरा Fake iD बना के ... :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1Aadmi God Se
    Tune Bachpana Diya Cheen Liya,
    Jawani Di Cheen Li
    Paisa Diya Wapas Le Liya,
    Ab Ye Biwi Di He
    To Dekar Bhool Gaya Kya.
    Dipesh Ranjan:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yaad Aati Hai Teri Jaagte Sote, Din Katate Hain Teri Khati Rote Rote, Kaash Tum Mere Saath Yahan Hote, Kam Se Kam Mere Kuch Kapde To Dhote.
    • 10 years ago



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  • I have 3 parts of my heart 1st 4 my god 2nd 4 my Family 3rd 4 myFriends But no part 4 u Becoz, U R My Heart.........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do Ladkiya Movie Dekhne Ke Baad Ghar Wapis Aa Rahi Thi Pehli Saheli: “Mera Purse Chori Ho Gaya Hai“. Dusri Saheli: “Tu Toh Apna Purse Hamesha Apni Bra Mein Rakhti Thi”. Pehli Saheli: “Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Wo Saala Chori Kar Lega“.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Ne Page Inbox Me Mujhse Kaha Ki "Aap Bahut Achhi Post Karte Ho" :hearts: . . Awwwwww. . Maine Kaha To Fir Tum Like Kyu Nahi Krti Ho?? (Y) . . . . Vo Boli- Nahi Main To Apki Har Post 2-2 Baar Like Karti Hun...:o :P :/ . . . Ab Aap Hi Batao. Kaun Samjhay In :P :D Ladkiyon Ko.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Suno Jara.
    Girl: Chup Raho, Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte,
    khaane K Baad
    Ladki: Ab Bolo
    Boy: Teri Plate Mein Cockroch Tha, Le Aur Ban Heroine:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl To Pappu (in college): Hey Guy! Where is the princepal office? Santa: Pappu ye tujhe gay bol rahi hai. Pappu (Style Me): Sorry, bakariyo se hamara princepal nahi milta. :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife- आपको नही लगता कि हमने शादी से अब तक कोई अच्छा Happy Weekend नी मनाया है? चलो इस Weekend मनाते है . . . पति- ठीक है तुम मायके हो आओ
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wifi ऑन होते ही सारे एप्स अपडेट, पर ऐसे टूट पड़ते हैं जैसे, क्लास में नयी हॉट लड़की आ जाये तब, लकड़े उस लड़की पे टूटते है..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Late nyte Pogo: Agar yeh jawani he diwani film me Deepika padukone ki jagah sunny leone hoti to, . . . . . . . . . . . . Balam pichkari song ka maza hi kuchh aur hota! Mante ho ke nhi?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kuch ulje sawalo se darta hai dil, jane kyun tanhai mein bikharta hai dil, kisi ko panne ki ab koi chahat nahi, bas kuch apno ko khone se darta hai dil.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil Me Hai Ek Baat Zuban Pe Laun Kaise,
    Haal Is Dil Ka Duniya Ko Bataun Kaise,
    Wo Kehta Hai Gum Hai To Tu Rota Kyu Nahi?
    Aansu Sookh Gye Ankhon K Ro Ro Kr,
    ye Baat Use Samjhaun Kaise..?
    Khan Shahid:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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