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Pallu K Niche Chupa K Rakha Hai Utha Du Toh Hungama Ho......ACP - Daya,
Pata Karo Palu K Niche Kya Chupa Rakha Hai?
Daya - Tere Sir Ke Baal ACP...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Jb Bacha Paida Hta Hy To Sb Baday Fikar Sy Khty Hn Ye Mjh Pay Gaya Hy Ya Is Ki Eyes Mjh Pay Hn Etc Etc
jb Bacha Bada Hta Hy Or Larki Chedta Hy To Sb Khty Hn
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.ye Kamina Pata Nahi Ks Pay Gaya Hy:p

ankur Narula

10 years ago

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Rod Pe Accidnt Hua Bahut Bhid Thi, Santa Ko Dekneka Moka Nahi MiL Raha Tha, Santa: Ye Mera Baap Hai. Bhid Pichhe Hat Gyi. Dekha To Gadha Maraa Pada Hua Tha.

10 years ago

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Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai Doc: Daroo Peete ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

10 years ago

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Garmi se bachney ke liye Enter Password: ****** *****O ****LO ***ALO **HALO *AHALO NAHALO Code accepted Welcome to B A T H R O O M

10 years ago

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बचपन मे नई नई साइकल सिखने पर, जब कोई पीछे बेठा हो, तो सबसे ज्यादा बोले जाने वाली बात, साले हिल मत, नहीं तो उत्तर जा हरामखोर, बचपन के लिए एक लाईक..

10 years ago

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Boy To Girl.

Boy-can I Touch Your Software ?

Girl-show Me First Your Hardware.

Boy-can I Install It In Your System?

Girl- Yes Ok, If U Cover It From Anti-virus.

10 years ago

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भक्त: बाबा, प्यार करना पड़ता है या हो जाता है? बाबा: बेटा, अगर लड़की खूबसूरत हो और स्कूटी (Scooty) पे हो तो हो जाता है और अगर लड़की बदसूरत हो और ऑडी (Audi) में हो तो करना पड़ता है।

10 years ago

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Har Khushi Se Khobsoorat TeriSham Kar Doon,
Apna Pyar Aur Dosti Tere NaamKar Doon,
Mil Jaye Agar Dubara Yeh Zindagi,
Har Bar Me Yeh Zindagi Tere NaamKar Du.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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PATHAR KI YEH DUNIYA JAZBAT NAHI SAMAJHTI DIL ME HAI JO WOH BAT NAHI SAMAJHTI TANHA TOH CHAND BHI HAI SITARON KE BEECH MAGAR CHAND KA DARD BEWAFA RAAT NAHI SAMAJHTI”

10 years ago

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G:-Ghomne phirne ki shokeen I:-Innocent R:-Rone ki machine L:-Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

10 years ago

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Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,, Holiday ko class lo na!

10 years ago

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Arz kiya hai... Udhar aap majbur baithe hain.. .. Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain. Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain.

10 years ago

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Santa bike se ja raha tha, Ladki ko dekh achanak gir gaya. Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi. Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style hai..:-)

10 years ago

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~~~ Kisi Ko Apni Khubiyo Ka Ehsas Nahi Hota,

~~~ Aap Jaise Dosto Ka Milna Itfak Nahi Hota,

~~~ Achha Kuchh Kiya Hoga Hamne,

~~~ Varna Aap Ho Sath Hamare,

Ye Visvas Nahi Hota.~~~:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Teacher:Bade ho kar tum kya karoge? Student: Ji shaadi. Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge? Student: Ji dulha. Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge? Student: Ji DULHAN.

10 years ago

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Santa Ne Call MiLai To Aawaz Aayi, "Is Call Ke Liye AapKe Paas BaLance Kafi Nahi Hai." Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Meri Jaan, Tum Se Baat Ho Jaye Bas Itna Hi Kafi Hai.

10 years ago

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Ek bus mein larkon aur ladkiyon ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko hara kar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

10 years ago

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Jaise Aaj Chand Sirf Aor Sirf Mera Mohtaaj Ho, Main Kuch Kehnaa Chahoon Aur Labon Ko Jara Sa Kholoon, To Mere Labon Ko Rokte Huye Uske Naazuk Hath Ho, Lipat Kar Mujhse Kahe Aaj Khaamosh Rahne Do Lafzo Ko, Aur Us Pal Lage Aise Jaise Meri Rooh Mein Basi Uski Saans Ho !!Sagarr Se7en575

10 years ago

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Don ko 11 mulko ki police dhundh rahi he.. . . kyu ki. . . . . . . sabhi mulko ke logo ko Ra.One film ki ticket ke paise wapas chahiye..!

10 years ago

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