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hought of the day _______ InSaN kE pAsS iJjAT hOnI cAhIyE pAiSe To SuNny LeOne Ke PaSs BhI hAi.......:P SVS

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Aik Din Aisa Hadsa Huwa K..
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Kiya Bataon
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ALLAH Muaf Karye
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Toba Toba
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”Aap K Number Say Bi Msg Aa
Geya”
Dasso!
Qayamat Diyan
Nishaniyan…:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

8 years ago

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Pehle pyar se riste bante the, aaj samne dekhte hi najre milate he, hello, Hi ek ho gaya bas ek din bahut, Dusare din hi milne bulate hai.

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Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka daal K.k

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माना कि तेरी नज़र में कुछ भी नहीं हूँ ,,,,,
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मेरी अहमियत उनसे पूछ जिनके पैसे देने है!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable… !!

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INDIA Is A Place Where..
Anyone Driving Faster Than You Is..
"Saala Yeh Pakka Marega"
Anyone Driving Slower Than You Is
"Saala Kutta, Gaadi Chalani Nai Aati Ise" !!
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Anyone Driving Parallel To You Is
"Apne Baap Se Race Lagayega Tu.."
Agree..???:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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पति: कल टाइम पर ऑफिस जाना है। सुबह जल्दी उठा देना।
पत्नी: उठा दूंगी अगर मैं जल्दी उठ सकी।
पति: मैं भगवन से दुआ करता हूँ कि वो तुझे जल्दी उठाये।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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In Dabangg 1 Salman sings: "Tere mast mast do NAIN" In Dabangg 2 Salman sings: "Dagabaaz re tore NAINA dagabaaz re" Moral :- SHADi ke bad achche achchon keankhein Khul jaati hain.

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Great advise for the girls Jab bhi gali me chalo nazrein Jukha ke chalo, . Kyu ki . . . Aisa krne se naa sirf apki izzat badhegi balki . . . . Gire hue paise milne ke chance bhi badh jayenge... PA1

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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aunty 1 to Aunty 2 : ladka acche ghar ka lagta hai , apni pin

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Ek baar Pappu nadi me nahane gya . . . fir achanak se wo pani me doobne laga , tabhi use Ganesh ji bhagwan dikhe .. Pappu ne kaha: bahgwan plz mujhe bachao. Par Ganesh ji dance karne lage .... Pappu : bhagwan main doob rha hoon aur aap dance kar rahe ho? (Ganesh bhagwan b us din badi masti k mood me the ) Ganesh ji ne pappu se kaha: Beta ganpati visharjan me tu bhi bahut naach rha tha :-Dinesh

8 years ago

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I WANT YOU.... I LOVE YOU.... I LOVE NEED YOU.... I CANT GO ANYWHERE... WITHOUT YOU OH MY LOVELY....

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एक सर्वे के अनुसार Group फोटो उसी बंदे के द्वारा Upload की जाती है जिसकी फोटो Group मे सबसे अच्छी आ जाती है :smile::smile::smile:

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प्यार पर यकीन करने की कितनी भी कोशिश करो... . . . . . . . . . . . . ***सावधान इंडिया ***का एक एपिसोड सारी मेहनत पर पानी फेर ही देता है.

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Nonte: Oye, Tu To Doctor Ke Paas Jaane Waala Tha, Kya Hua? Fonte: Yaar Kal Jaaonga, Aaj Thodi Tabiyat Kharab Hai :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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KaiSe MumKiN Tha KiSi Aur
DocTor Se ILaaJ KaraaNa

Ae DoSt

iShQ Ka RoG Tha

MuMMy Ke ChaPPaL Se Hi AraM
AaYa
Uff.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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British india ko 1947 main kyun chod kar chale gaye the ?? . . . Socho . . . Socho . . . Thoda or . Kyunki 1948 main rajnikant paida hua tha .

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Daku bank lutne gaye.. gun ghar me he bhul gaye fir bhi bank lut lia kaise? bank manager santa tha, bola: koi baat nai i trust u, gun muje kal dikha dena.

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Pappu Ke 1 Dost Ne Pappu ko With Family Apne Ghar Dinner Pe Invite Kiya… . . Pappu Apni Wife Aur 16 Baccho Ko Lekar Dost Ke Ghar Pahucha, . . Dost Uski Family Dekh Kar Gusse Me Poocha: “Lajja Nahi Aayi”? . . . . . . . . . . Pappu: Nahi,Kal Uska Exam Hai : Kasamkhan

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