Jokes SMS

K.G. Boy: Mam may I go to toilet? Mam: No, A to Z sunao fir jana. Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z. Mam: P,O,T,Y kaha hai!! Boy: Meri chaddi mein

8 years ago

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Sir- Smajh tuje 10 laddu diye. Boy- Muje? Sir- Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai. Usse mein se 5 muje diye to tere paas kitne bache. Boy- 20 Sir- Kaise Boy- Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai.

8 years ago

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School Ka Wo Last Day Jab Sari Ladkiya
saree Me Aati Hai. We All Have A Feeling
ki Ye Bhi Itni Sunder Hai. School Dress
me Pata Hi Nahi Chala Yaar.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Solid bezzati: Boy: I lv u. I cnt live widout u. Mar jaunga, Mit jaunga, Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga!! . . . . . Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage.

8 years ago

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et6i etuityrul reuhuou rtuy rutiydygup8et ftuoudmho

8 years ago

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Love Is Like A Lump Of Gold.. Hard To Get And Hard To Hold.. Of All The Boys I Have Ever Met.. U Are The One I Cant Forget.. I Do Believe That God Above.. Created U For Me To Love.. He Choose U From All The Rest.. Bcoz He Knew I Would Love U BEST .......

8 years ago

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कई ‪#‎लड़कियाँ‬ तो इतनी ‪#‎शर्मीली‬ होती है इतनी #शर्मीली होती है कि ‪#‎शर्माना‬ ही भूल जाती है:person_with_pouting_face::person_with_pouting_face::person_with_pouting_face:

8 years ago

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Meelon Ke Faaslon Me Bhi Doori NaHo, Baat Na Ho Aisi Koi Majboori NaHo, Meri Tamanna Hai Aap Dost RaheHar Dam, Aap Dua Karna Meri Ye TamannaKabhi Adhoori Na Ho.

8 years ago

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Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he? Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he..:-)

8 years ago

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Vote dalne ke liye 18 saal umar Or Shadi ke liye 21 saal umar hona zaruri ha Yani k B.V sambhalna mulk sambhalne se ziada mushkil kaam hai.

8 years ago

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Sardar Ke Bagiche Me Bahut Sare Ped The,
Sardar Naukar Ko Bola Ped Ko Pani Dal.
Naukar Bola Saab Barish Aah Raha Hai,
Sardar: Abe Budhu Chhatri Pakadke Dal Na!.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Wife- sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h, jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai. Dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de....... exam tak nhi milega...........

8 years ago

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SHAADI ek aisa Din Hai . . . Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huve.. . . . Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai Aur Sochta Hai . . . . .. . . Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi..??

8 years ago

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संता: डॉक्टर साहिब मुझे चक्कर आ रहे हैं! डॉक्टर: आपको आराम की सख्त ज़रुरत है, नींद की गोली दे रहा हुँ, बीवी को खिला देना

8 years ago

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Nurse To Kid: Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.

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Kid: Ok

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Nurse: What Do U Feel Now....??
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Kid: Ur BODY SPRAY Is Simply Superb Babe....:P :D =D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Chotu:Sab kehte hain Mere bade hokar doctor banunga Motu:Toh isme hansne wali kya baat hai. Chotu:Aarey, agar sab doctor banega to patient kaun banega.

8 years ago

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पिंगु : आधा किलो जलेबी खाके बिना पैसे दिए जाने लगा;

दूकानदार: ओ भाई पैसे?

पिंगु : नहीं हैं!

दुकानदार ने उसे कूट दिया;...:point_up_2:

वो उठकर कपड़े झाड़ते हुए बोला..
"भैया इसी भाव में एक किलो और तौल दो"......:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:

8 years ago

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After breakup: Girl: Kamine maine jo wallet, watch, deo, t-shirt, jeans, belts, shoes diye the sab wapas kar.. Boy: Tujhe ghumaane me petrol laga woh waapis kar.. Girl: Kya main apne jaanu se mazak bhi nahi kar sakti..!!

8 years ago

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Dosti boobs nahi jo dab jay dosti lun nahi jo thak jay dosti gand nahi jo phat jay Dosti to phoudi hai mairey dost phoudi jo waqet k sath sath gahri hoti jati hai

8 years ago

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Dil Ne Kaha Yaad Karte Rehna,
Mann Hi Mann Baat Karte Rehna,
Wo Hamare Dard Ki Fariyad Sune Na Sune,
Apna To Farz Hai Unhe Pyar Karte Rehna:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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