Dimag ka Dahi wala JoKe
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Santa ke lips jale hue the
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Banta: Kaise jale
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Santa: Wife ko railway station drop
krne
gaya tha.
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Banta: To?
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Santa: Khushi ke mare.Train ke
engine ko
choom liya
He: Uncle kaise hai aap?
Uncle: First class..
He: Aur aunty?
Uncle: First class hi hai..
He: Aur aapke bachche?
Uncle: Woh bhi first class hai ek dam..
He: BC! Uncle aap log aadmi hai ya train ke
dibbe.??
बीवी : सुनो जी, जब हमारी नई-नई शादी हुई थी
और मैं खाना बनाकर लाती थी तो तुम खुद कम
खाते थे, मुझे ज्यादा खिलाते थे।
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छगन : तो?
बीवी : तो अब ऐसा क्यों नहीं करते?
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छगन : अब तुम खाना ठीक बनाने लगी हो
Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahe ho…!!!
Stadium Indian Pakistan Cricket Match Chal Raha Tha 1 Gorgeous Ladki Ne Hoto Par “India” Ke Tirange ka tattoo Laga Rakha Tha Ek Ladka Aaya Aur Hoto par “kiss” Kar Gaya Aur Bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA”
Larka:friendship karo gi?
Larki:nahi mairey ghar k ijazet nai detey
larka:bari gal kitti a mairey maa payo ney kaira menou bachi phasan da deploma ley k dittey a
Hasna Hamara Kisi Ko Gawara Nahi Hota Har Musafir Zindagi Ka Sahara Nahi Hota Milte Hain Bohat Log Is Tanha Zindagi Mein Par Har Koi Tum Sa Pyara Nahi Hota… ` (ganesh):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Waqt Se Lad Kar Jo Apna
Naseeb Badal De.!
Insaan Wahi Jo Apni
Taqdeer Badal De.!
Kal Kya Hoga Kabhi Naa Socho!
Kya Pata Kal Waqt Khudh
Apni Lakeer Badal De.
After ishq wala love
what next do u expect from
bollywood…
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chai wali tea…Dood wala milk…
Barish wali rain
Dard wala Pain
kutta wala dog… :D
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A computrised female voice said,
Apke pass paryapt Balance nahi hai- kripya apna mobile recharge kare...
Santa- Bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi hai... #Sp
Ek shadi sudha dost ne apne kunware dost se kaha,
biwi ko kush rakhne ke sirf 2 hi tarike h.
dost ne pucha: kaun se.
shadi shuda: ya to biwi ke liye jewellery kharidte raho.
Ya use samjhate raho ki sundarta gehno ki mohtaj nahi.