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  • Little Johny and Policeman Police: Where do you live? Johny: with my parents. Police: where do your parents live? Johny: with me. Police: where do you all live? Johny: together.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Nice Advise By Mother To Her Naughty Boy...
    "love Your Friends,not Their
    Sister....!!"
    "love Ur Sister, Not Their
    Frnds.....!!":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • लड़का -: मम्मी ‘लव मैरिज’ करने से घरवाले नाराज होते हैं क्या..? मम्मी -: तू जरूरकिसी चुड़ैल के चक्कर में होगा ...और यह सब तुझे उसी डायन ने कहा होगा। लड़कियां तो बस लड़कों को फंसाने में ही लगी रहती हैं। जहां अच्छा लड़का देखा शुरूहो गईं… बेटा तू इनसे बच के रहना। ये बहुत मक्कार और कमीनी होती हैं। और इनका तो खानदान भी……. . . . . . . लड़का -: बस मम्मी … ऐसा कुछ नहीं है..। वो तो डैडी बता रहे थे कि आप दोनों की लव मैरिज हुई थी।
    • 9 years ago



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  • सांगता न ये मनाची
    काय उर्मी उसळेल
    सूड क्रोध अपमान
    अवहेलनी जळेल
    मनावरी ताबा कुणा
    आग होईल विझेल
    पण सांगतो ऐक रे
    ते तुझे प्रेम नसेल
    हवेपणी हपापले
    पशुत्व फक्त असेल:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    नरकाच्या नरकात
    जगणे एक उरेल
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki 1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai but DARU nahi chhod sakta.. Piyo bhai piyo..
    • 9 years ago



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  • MOBILE EK MANDIR HE,, SIMCARD USKA"DEVTA" HE. Call karne vala pujari hai. Sms karne vala dani he. Sms padhne vala bhakt he. Sma padhke replay nahi karne vala bhikhari he!!!!!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ji Ladko Ki Chudai Ke Prati Ruchi Jagate Hue Sher Arz Karte Hai Gunah Karke Tum Kyu Saza Se Darte Ho, Condnm Pehan Ke Kyu Aids Se Darte Ho, Itni Ladkiyaan Hai Pyaar Karne Ke Liye, Phir Kyu Tum Lulli Hila Hila Ke Marte Ho?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Toofani Raat...

    Girl: Come On Dear Get In2 My Umbrella..:)
    Boy: "its Ok Sistr Thanx"
    & Runs Away.
    Moral:Moral Woral Kuch Nhi.
    Ldki K Pair Ultey The.!:::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife Pati Ko Marr Rahi Thi. Padosi: Kyu Maar Rahi Ho. Patni: Inko Call Kiya, To 1 Ladki Boli: Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho Wo Abhi Vyast Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kyu Mera Dil Dukhate Ho, . . kyu Mujse Har Baat Chhupate Ho,: :-) ( . . Mera To Dil Hi Toot Gaya Hai Ye Sunkar Ke.... . . Aap Gore Hone Ke Liye " TIDE " Se Nahate ho.... :-o
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1:Ek Shrabi Bus Men Sawar Hua To Seat Pr Bethay Molvi Ne Kaha: Tum Jahanum K Rasty Pe Ja Rahy Ho Sharabi Chillaya: Roko Roko Men Ghalat Bus Men Baith Gaya:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek baar Pappu nadi me nahane gya . . . fir achanak se wo pani me doobne laga , tabhi use Ganesh ji bhagwan dikhe .. Pappu ne kaha: bahgwan plz mujhe bachao. Par Ganesh ji dance karne lage .... Pappu : bhagwan main doob rha hoon aur aap dance kar rahe ho? (Ganesh bhagwan b us din badi masti k mood me the ) Ganesh ji ne pappu se kaha: Beta ganpati visharjan me tu bhi bahut naach rha tha :-PRINCE
    • 9 years ago



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  • Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya? Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife: I am Pregnant. Santa: Par main to england me tha Wife: Aapki photo thi na Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mobile Ek MANDIR Hai, Sim Card Uska DEVTA, Call Karne Wala PUJARI, SMS Bhejne Wala DANI, Padhane Wala BHAKT Reply Na Karne Wala Mandir Ka BHIKARI..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Samundar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Padh Pate Hein.. . . . Balti Bhar Yaad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Aate Hain.. . . . Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khatrnak student…. :P Master To Student: A B C D Se Shuru Hone Wale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.. ?? . . . . . . . . Student: A=Apni B=Beti ka C=Cell Number D=Dijiye… :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Ki Ek Dukan Pe Zabardast Pitayi Ho Gayi Ab Batao Kyun ? Dukan Jewellery Ki Thi, Aur Wo Sales Girl Se Bola… Aapke Ek Ek Item Mast Hain, Aaj Soney Ke Kya Bhav Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aap or apke life partner, Yadi sukhi or swasth rahna chahte ho to Istemal karo “Kohinoor” . . . . . Basmati rice. Achha khaoge tabi Achha soch paoge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • वादो से बंधी," जंजीर थी जो तोड दी मैँने..." . . . . अब से जल्दी," सोया करेँगेँ मोहब्बत छोड दी मैँने...!
    • 9 years ago



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