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किस्मत मे लड़कियो का इतना अकाल है… . कि अगर कस्टमर केयर मे फोन लगा दूं… . … तो भी हमेशा लड़का ही उठाता है……

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Pregnancy poem Ab Q lagi rone Jab bacha laga hone. Tab Q nahi royi thi Jab chipak k soyi thi. Ab jo kiya hai wo bharo Tab to kehti thi janu aur kro aur kro

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Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apne Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki He Bhagwan Ye dost wo h jinhone meri hr khushi hr gam me sath diya Mere bachpan se lekr aaj tk mere sath rhe Kabhi roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe Ek glass pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya Meri ek awaz pr dode chle aaye or aap kehte ho ki me 1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod du KHAIR, Koi baat nahi Lekin FERRARI Red color ki hi dena. Nitish

9 years ago

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,Kya Andaz Hai, Kya Jalwa Hai, Kya Stayle Hai, Aur Kya Smile Hai, Sms To Karte Nahi Aur Garv Se Kahte Ho Mere Paas Mobile Hai.

9 years ago

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भगवान पप्पू से :- बेटा क्या चाहिए.?? पप्पू :- एक जॉब, एक बड़ी सी गाड़ी.. और उसमें ढेर सारी लड़कियाँ, . भगवान :- तथास्तु. आज पप्पू गर्लस स्कूल में बस ड्राइवर है.... सोच समझ के माँगो, भगवान भी स्मार्ट है......

9 years ago

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Great advise for the girls Jab bhi gali me chalo nazrein Jukha ke chalo, . Kyu ki . . . Aisa krne se naa sirf apki izzat badhegi balki . . . . Gire hue paise milne ke chance bhi badh jayenge... PA1

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Garib ka beta maa mene sapna dekha k mere 1 per zamen par or dusra asma me tha. Maa is tarah k sapne matdekha kar ek hi chaddhi h wob phat jayegi

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Father : tumhare result ka kya hua? . Son: wo principal ka beta fail ho gaya. Father: tumhara? . Son: woh major saab ka beta b fail ho gaya. Father: tumhara kya hua? . Son: woh doctor saab ka beta V Father: I m asking about yours . Son: To aap kaun se prime minister ho jo aap ka beta paas ho jaayga.

9 years ago

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Ek Baar Ek Pakistani Delhi Mein Gumne Aaya, Usne Ek Auto Kiya Aur Ghumne Lag Gaya, Lal Kile Ke Aage Se Auto Ja Raha Thha To Pakistani Ne Majak Majak Mein Auto Wale Se Kaha. Pakistani: “Mere Abba 1947 Ke Batware Ke Waqt Apna Lund Delhi Mein Bhul Gaye The, Kya Tum Bata Sakte Ho Wo Kaha Rakha Hai?” Auto Wala: “Samne Laal Kila Dekh Rahe Ho Na Us Mein Ek Lundon Se Bhara Tokra Rakha Hai, Use Apne Sath Pakistan Le Jao” Pakistani Hairani Se Bola: “Lekin Main Us Tokre Ka Kya Karunga?”

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Ek bar karo na plz Kisi ko pata nahi chalega Plz karo naaa Muje acha lage ga Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr Kar do na plz Ek pyara sa SMS..

9 years ago

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Wife : Ye Aap Ki Shirt Per Lipstick :lipstick:ka Nishan
kahan Se Aaya?
Husband : Mein Khud Paresaan Hu Nishan Dekhkar.
Maine Tu Uss Wakt Shirt Utari Hui Thi

9 years ago

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Our Heart Is A Biggest Haramkhor In The
world.
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saala Usse Pe Dhadakta Hai Jo Bhav Nahi
Deti...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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tabiyat thik nahi thi to tantrik bataya tantrik bola bhoot ka shaya he kisi gor papi ko SMS karo thik ho jayega ab thik mahesush kr raha hu

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Gf Ne Bf Ko Call Kiya To Uss Ke Bhanje Ne Fone Uthaya....
Gf : Apne Uncle Ko Fon Do.
Bacha : Aap Ka Name ?
Gf : Apne Uncle Se Kaho Unn Ki Jaan-e-man Ka Call Hai...
Jawab Mein Bachhey Ne Jo Kaha,
usse Sunn Kar Ladki Behosh Ho Gayi...
uss Ne Masumiyat Se Kaha : "lekin Aunty, Mobile Pe To "JUGAAD" Likha Hai....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Father “shadi kar le ab toh” Me “kyu” Father “office se aayega roti bani milengi” Me “kaamwali hai” Father “Sirf roti ka bookha hai kya”

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Aapke paas doston ka khazana hai, Par ye dost aapka purana hai, Iss dost ko bhul na jana kabhi, Kyun ki yeh dost aapki dosti ka DEEWANA hai..!

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संता अपने दोस्त को ज्ञान बाँट रहा था ... अगर तुम उसे ना पा सको, जिसे तुम प्यार करते हो तो शर्म करो, . . . . . लाओ नंबर मुझे दो। मैं कोशिश करता हूँ.

9 years ago

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Preeto: I Am Pregnant. Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha Preeto: Aapki Photo Thi Na Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini, Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi.

9 years ago

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Ladkiyo Ki Jeans Mein (Chain) Kyun Hoti Hai.. Jab Ki Uska Koi Use Nahi Hota? Reply Must Agar Nahi Pata To Is Sms Ko Aag Ki Tarah Faila Do, Mujhe Jawab Chahiye..?? Friends

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Ek din delhi rape case k bad ek uncle ne mujhe kha Bhagwan ka shukr hai ki meri koi beti nahi hai. Toh maine unhe kha . . . . . . . . . . Bhagwan betiya bhi unhi ko deta hai jin me unhe palne ki aukat hoti hai...

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