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Kuch Is Tarah Se Meri Zindagi Ko Maine Aasaan Kar Liya;
Bhulkar Teri Bewafai Apni Tanhai Se Maine Pyaar Kar Liya!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Bachha Rockss....Teacher Shocksss.... Bacha teacher se:" Miss aap mujhe acchi lagti ho, me aap se shadi karunga. . . . . . . . . . Miss (Gusse Se):" Mujhe bachon se nafrat hai. . . . . . . . . Bachha: Thik hai Miss me koshish karunga ki hamare bachhe na ho...:P

8 years ago

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Nil Ronger Sopner Majhe Sobuj Duti Pata,tobuo Hajar Virer Majhe Ektu Nirobota.Ujjol Ei Jibon Pothe Tumi Valo Theko,jani Basto Tumi,tobuo Ektu Mone Rekho...

8 years ago

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Nokrani: Medam aap udas q hai? Medam: Tumhare Sahab office ki kissi Larki se pyaar karte hain.. Nokrani: Nahiiiiiiiii Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte.

8 years ago

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लेकिन अब भी तू हमारी गली से गुजर जाए तो लोग कहते हे..!!
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भाई का मॉल जा रहा हे....!

8 years ago

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Nail Paint Layaya Jata He Nail Me,

Wah! Wah!

Nail Paint Lagaya Jata He Nail Me,

Acp:Ab Tum Zindgi Bhar Sadte Rehna Jail Me.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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ज्ञान : गर्लफ्रेंड का बेस्ट फ्रेंड दुनिया का सबसे हरामी इंसान होता है...

8 years ago

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पिता:- बेटा, एक ज़माना था जब मैं 10/- ले कर बाज़ार जाता था और किराना, सब्ज़ी, दूध सब ले आता था। बेटा:- पिताजी अब ज़माना बदल गया है। आजकल हर दूकान पे CCTV-Camera लगे होते हैं...

8 years ago

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Kisi Ne Sach Hi Kaha Hai Ki Zindagi Sirf Do Din Ki Hai

"Saturday Aur Sunday"

Yeh Baat Monday Ko Samajh Aati Hai.
:bird::sake::bird::sake::bird:

8 years ago

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Koi pyar kehta hai, Koi mohabbat kehta hai aur Kuchh log bandgi kehte hain, Magar jis-se hum pyar karte hain, Usey hum apni zindagi kehte hain.

8 years ago

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Kabhi bhi raste me chalte samaymobile me nazre mat lagayeraho.. . . itna bhi mobile me busy na ho jaoki saamne se.. . . . . . . . ladki guzar jaye aur tumhe pata bhi na chale...:p :D :O

8 years ago

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Pahle Is Mein Ik Adaa Thi Naaz Tha Andaaz Tha, Roothna Ab To Teri Aadat Mein Shaamil Ho Geya!

8 years ago

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Nurse To Engineer : Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times. . . . Engineer : OK.. . . . . Nurse : What Do You Feel Now….?? . . . . . . . . Engineer : Your BODY SPRAY Is Simply Awesome Babe…. :o :p

8 years ago

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2013:" wife.. Husband:" Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna do jara.. . . . . . . Wife:" kyyaaaaa..?? Zara phir kehna.. . . . . . . . . . Husband:" maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun aapko..??? :p

8 years ago

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Ek Pal Bhi Chain Na Aaye To Main Kyaa Krun, Har Pal Teri Yaad Sataye To Main Kyaa Krun, Kehte Hain Ki Kanto Par Bhi Neend Aaa Jati Hai, Mere Ashq Mujhe Raat Bhar Jagayein To Main Kyaa Krun!!!

8 years ago

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DON Ka Intezaar To 11 Colleges Ki Ladkiya Karti Hai...
Lekin DON Ka College Aana Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai, Kyonki?

Kyonki?

Kyonki?

DON
10th Fail Hai...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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पहली क्लास का बच्चा मैडम से, "मैं आपको कैसा लगता हूँ?" मैडम: बहुत ही प्यारे। बच्चा: तो फिर मैं अपने मम्मी-पापा को आपके घर कब भेजू? मैडम: वह क्यों? बच्चा: ताकि वो हमारी बात आगे चलाये। मैडम: ये क्या बकवास हैं? बच्चा: अरे मैडम ट्यूशन पढ़ाने के लिए..... आप भी ना क़सम से.. टीवी , वाट्सअप देख देख कर खराब हो गयी हैं।

8 years ago

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America ki soch:"ham chand par pahoch gaye, Ab aage kya karna hai.. ?? . . China ki soch:"ham 90% Dunia ki market pe raaj kar rahe hai, Ab baaki par kese kare..?? . . Ham Bhartiyo ki soch:"12 bajelight gayi thi to 2 baje aayi thi, Ab 4 baje gai to 6 baje aaii.. matlab sala 8 baje wapas jayegi..?? . . . . . . "Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani bhar le, me mera mobile charge me laga deta hu... We Indians Rocks.. Thoko Likes.

8 years ago

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*NOTICE TO ALL GUYS* DeActivate all your Facebook profiles for Tomorrow else it might so happen, that you might Recieve "Happy Rakshabandhan bhaiya" messages from your Crushes. xD Thank you. Jann hit mein jaari.

8 years ago

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Ya Time Aa Gaya Hai..
Boys Ke Liye Film Bani To
"Ek Tha Tiger"
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Girls Ka Number Aaya To "Ek Thi Daayan":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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