• Categories
Location |   Home >> Jokes - Funny SMS >> Jokes SMS
  • Jokes SMS   7142
  • Rod Pe Accidnt Hua Bahut Bhid Thi, Santa Ko Dekneka Moka Nahi MiL Raha Tha, Santa: Ye Mera Baap Hai. Bhid Pichhe Hat Gyi. Dekha To Gadha Maraa Pada Hua Tha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • कभी कभी तो लगता है कि ये दौलत , ये शोहरत , तमाम ऐशो आराम त्याग कर सन्यास ही लेलू . फिर खयाल आता है . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . । पहले ये सब मिले तो सही
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Boy to girl: apna figure to dekhojaise haddiyan hi haddiyan ho.Girl: isliye itni der se soch rahi huki mere pass kutta kyu khada hai..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Sanson Ki Maala Me Simroon Mein Di Ka Naam . . . Garibon Ki Batein Krte Krte Kejriwal Uncle Hogaye Badnaam . !!:-P:-D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ladke mandir Kyu jaate? ? ? ? --- Kyu ki waha :- aarti hai, pooja hai, bhavana hai, archana hai, Bhakti hai, vandana hai, aaradna hai, sadhna hai, Upasna hai Or ye sab dil ko bahut sukun deti he..!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Doctor:"Kya Takleef Hai.. ??
    .
    Pappu:"Seenay Me Bohot Dard Ho Raha Hai..
    .
    Doctor:"Cigrett­e Peety Ho..??
    .
    .
    Pappu:"
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Han Par
    "Gold Flake"hi Mangwana... :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Naukar Sahab Aap Ka Kutta To Bilkul Aadmi Lagta Hai Kay Khilate Ho Malik Nalayak Wo Kutta Nahi Mera Beta Hai Engineering Kar Raha Hai Aur Aaj Kal Exams Chal Raha
    shyam Kumar
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Fathar- tumne kabhi aesa kam kiya hai jisse mera sir ucha hua hai ! Son- yas ek bar mane aapke ser ke niche takiya lagaya tha
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • 2 Bhoot Jangle Me Ghum Rahe The.....
    .
    Pahla Bhoot:-vo Dekh Vaha Per Insaan Hai.
    .
    Dusra Bhoot:-chup Ker Insaan Vinsaan Kuch Nahi Hota Hai, Sub Vaham Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • T.V. chalu karo aur news dekho katrina hospitaliesed hai kyonki usne mujhe propose kiya aur maine use sadi se mana kardiya to us pagli ne apne hath ki nas kat li
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • भूगोल की मैडम बहुत दुबली पतली थी.. एक दिन वो क्लास में पाठ दोहरा रही थी.. "बोलो बच्चों धरती घुमती हुई क्यों नज़र आती है..?" . . . . . तभी टिल्लुआ बोला - . . . "मैडम जी कछु ख़ा लेवे करो.. बिना खाये आवोगी तो धरती ऐसे ही घूमेगी..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki Ho Jati Hai To, Wo Dene Ke Liye Taiyar Ho Jaati Hai? “Vote” Kabhi Desh Ke Baare Mein Bhi Soch Liya Karo, Hamesha Apne Bare Mein Hi Sochte Ho.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day . Major Rohail- What is this? . Bubbli- Dad today is freedom day, so let me do what I want
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo Mam:Khana abi nai bna Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Santa: Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai. Banta (Maatha Peet Te Hue): Hey Bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Khaa Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ek Aam Admi Ne Murgi Pakdi Ghar Aaya To Dekha Na Gas Na Ata Na Bijli Na Oil Admi Vapas Murgi Ko Chhor Ke Aaya . . Murgi Puri Raat Chillai:- . . Congress Party Zindabad. Sagarr Se7en575
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Reporter: आप बिग बॉस में क्यों आना चाहते हैं ? Celebrity: क्योंकि मै ... Salman: सीधे बोल ना बे कहीं और कोई काम नहीं मिल रहा था
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • सन्डे की सुबह 10 बजे तक अगर आपके घर वाले सोने
    देते हैं तो....
    या तो आपकी सैलरी अच्छी है या उनको आपसे
    कोई उम्मीद नही है...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Nurse To Engineer : Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times. . . . Engineer : OK.. . . . . Nurse : What Do You Feel Now….?? . . . . . . . . Engineer : Your BODY SPRAY Is Simply Awesome Babe…. :o :p
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS