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A man was walking in rain A sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ? Man: no sister its fine (And he walked away) Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi

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Ek ladka ro raha tha Dad: kyun ro raha hai Ladka: mujhe shadhi karni h Dad: kisse Ladka : Apki maa se Dad: kyun Funny kid : Apne meri maa se kyun ki thi Saini g star

10 years ago

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Indian Govt kahti hai ki ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit kr sakti hai. . . . Par ek ladki collage jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h uska kya?? Agree Boys ? Thoko Likes

10 years ago

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Sir:SabSe Zyada Calciam Kis Dudh Me Hota H Snta:21sal Ki Ladki K Dudh Me Qki Is Pe MuH Lgao To Body K Un Hisso Me B Jan AaJati H Jisme Haddi NHi Hoti...

10 years ago

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डाकटर पप्पू से - भई तुम्हें तो बहुत कमजोरी है ..
फल :apple:खाया करो छिलके सहित ...
पप्पू- ठीक है डाक्टर साहब ...
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एक दो घंटे बाद ही पप्पू
रोता-रोता वापस आया ...
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डाक्टर- क्या हुआ भाई क्यों रो
रहे हो ?
पप्पू- पेट मेँ दर्द है बहुत तेज ...
डाक्टर - क्या खाया था ?
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पप्पू- जी नारियल :pineapple:खाया था
छिलके सहित !!

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Girl – मोबाईल:iphone: नया लिया लगता है… Pappu – नहीं, मेरे Friend का है… Girl – उसका फोन तेरे पास कैसे आया ? Pappu – वो जब भी मिलता है, कहेता है कि – “मेरा…:relaxed::iphone::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ek baar pappu k saamne sher aa gaya… usne upar dekhte huye kaha: “bhagwan, main to mar gaya” Us din bhagwaan ji bhi mast mood mein the, Upar se awaaz aayi: “ek patthar utha, aur sher k sarpe maar de”, Pappu ne patthar uthaya aur sher ke sar per maar diya, Phir upar se awaaz aayi : “Beta, mara to tu ab hai” :-D

10 years ago

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Hume Izhaar Karna Nahi Aaya,
Unhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aaya,
Hum Bas Dekhte Hi Reh Gaye,
Aur Waqt Ko Thamna Nahi Aaya,
Wo Chalte Chalte Itne Door Chale Gaye,
Hume Rokna Bhi Nahi Aaya —
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal dungi" iski english kya hogi..?? . . . . Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu saali haath laga k to dikha.. !!

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How many likes for this Sentence . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I HATE EXAMS :P

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Nokrani: Medam aap udas q hai? Medam: Tumhare Sahab office ki kissi Larki se pyaar karte hain.. Nokrani: Nahiiiiiiiii Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte.

10 years ago

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Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

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TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department He Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti? STUDENT: Fire Brigade. TEACHER: Wo Q? STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai, Bujhana Nahi.

10 years ago

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लड़का: शादी के लिए कौन सी तारीख रखें? . . . लड़की (हिचकचाते हुए): 22 दिसम्बर! . . लड़का: कोई खास वजह? . . . लड़की (शर्माते हुए): सुना है, साल की सबसे लम्बी रात होती है!

10 years ago

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DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS_ .. .. .. Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey ...Hain Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezaar Me....... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti, Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain Bazaar Me.. . . Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BEER BAR Me............. .!!!! :D LIKE IF U AGREE......:

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Girl: I L U Jaanu.......... Boy: Differnt Style Mein Propose Kro Naa Girl:Teri Laash Ko Aag Lgane Ka Chance Mere Bete Ko Degaa K Nhi ??

10 years ago

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Santa: Humare Desh Ki Ausat Mrityu Dar Kya Hai.? Banta: Shat Pratishat. Santa: Kaise.? Banta: Jo Paida Hota Hai, Wo Mar Hi Jata Hai.

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Santa- Mere Uncle Ko Marne Se Pahle Marne Ki Date Pata Thi. . . . . Banta- Kaise.? . . . . Santa- Judge Ne Batai.

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Pappu college ki ladki se bola :"I love you Ab tum mujhe bolo . . . Girl :"Mei abhi ja k sir ko bolti hu . . . . . Pappu :"Pagli sir ko mat bol . . . Unki shaadi ho gai hai Hahahaha thoko like......

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EHSAAS KE DAMUN ME ANSU GIRA KAR DEKHO. PYAR KITNA SUCHHA H AZMAKAR DEKHO. AkpO bhulakar kar kya hogi meri hAlat Kisi aine par path thar mar kar dekho.

10 years ago

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