Jokes SMS

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1Baar 1ladki Nadi Me Khudne Walithi...pool Se..
tbhi 1bike Wala Uske Paas Aa Kr Ruka Aurkaha..
agar Tm Sucide Krne Jaa Rhi Hoto Mujhe 1kiss Deti
jao..
ladki Boli..ok Aur Usne Ladke Ko Esilambi Aur Gahry
kiss Di Ki Ladke Koaaj Tak Kv Na Mili Waisi Kiss..
fir Ladke Ne Ladki Se Sucide Krne Ki Wajah Pu6a To
ladki
ne
btaya..mere Ghar Walo Ko Pasand Ni Ki Mai Ladki
ban Kr Ghumu..
mera Naam Nitesh Nawab Hai.. :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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DON ka intezaar to 11 colleges Ki ladkiya karti hai... lekin DON ka college aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai, kyonki? Kyonki? Kyonki? DON 10th fail hai...

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Qudrat Ne Aurat Ko Haseen Banaya.. . Khubsurti Di Chand Sa Chehra Diya.. Hirni Si Aankhe.. Morni Jaisi Chaal.. Resham Se Baal.. Koyal Jaisi Methee Awaz Di.. Phool C Masoomiyat Di.. Gulab Se Hont.. Shahed C Mitas Di Pyar Bhra Dil Diya.. Phir.. ?? . Zuban Di Aur Sab Satya Naas Ho Gaya. . Har Waqt Bak Bak Bak Bak.

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Pappu:Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo… Nurse:Blood Group bolo? Pappu:Koi bhi chalega ! Nurse:Kaise chalega ?? Pappu:Girlfrnd ko love letter likhna hai.

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Which country in the world has largest english speaking people? . . . . Ans: Daytime - USA . . . . LATE EVENING, After 3 pegs - INDIA

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Film BodyguardDekh Kr Andaza Huwa Hy K Larka SharifHo To Girl Friend K 7 Us Ki FriendBhi Milti Hai (‘.’)/ <))Oye Aj Se Me _/\_ ShareefHogya Hun! ;->

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Boy: May I Go To Sleep.?? Girl: Ok Boy: I Love You Girl: I Love You Too Bye *Hangs Up* Girl Sends Text To Boy Saying: I Dont Want You To Go Girl’s Phone Rings Girl: Hello? Boy: I Decided You Were More Important Than Sleep

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पप्पू ने आम लिए तो उसमें से कीड़ा निकला। पप्पू ने आम वाले से शिकायत की ...इसमें तो कीड़ा है ! आम वाला: ये किस्मत की बात है, क्या पता अगली बार मोटरसाइकिल निकल जाए। पप्पू : 2 किलो और दे दो।

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Mere Geet Sune Duniya ne Magar Mera Dard Koi Na Jaan Saka, Ek Tera Sahara Tha Dilko, Tu Bhi Na Mujhe Pehchan Saka…. By - Silent love.

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Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h..

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I heard someone whisper your name,but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone.Then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I miss you..

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Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khuwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Darawna khuwab? Baap re Baap

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Ek Aadmi Ki Biwi Mar Gayi, Dost Usko Chup Karane Ke Baad.. Tujhe Kuch Chahiye..? Aadmi: Laptop La De.. Dost: Kyu Sab Thik Hai Na..? Aadmi: Facebook Pe Status To Single Kar Du...!

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SPECIALLY FOR BOYS : "SHADI EK BEVKUF LADKI SE HI KARO... Q KI.. Q KI.. "SHUSHIL TO SHINDE BHI H" WAH WAH WAH WAH

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Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi….. . . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada.. Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada . . Dil todh kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

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Ye Hindi Serial Waley Bhi Na, Serial To Kitna Lamba Khich Te Hai Aur Name "Diya Aur Bati" Rakh Dete Hai... Is Se Accha To "Akhand Jyot" Rakhde Te Jo Kabhi Khatam Hi Naa Ho..

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kismat ghuma raha hun, naseb aajma raha hun , bahut ghumaya usko biek pe , iseliye ab riksa chala rha hun........

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आज का ज्ञान
आप गर्दन उठा कर भी
जी सकते हो दुनिया में..
बस एक रोज़ मोबाइल:iphone:
घर पर ही भूल जाना

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गोलू : वे लोग जो ऑफिस मैं देर तक काम करते हैं, वे क्या सब से मेहनती हैं? . . . मोनू : नहीं। या तो वे बीवी से तंग हैं या ऑफिस मैं किसी और के संग हैं।

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बारात में दारु बाटने की जिम्मेदारी पाया
हुआ लंगोटिया यार भी,,,,
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में आ जाता है।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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