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Touching lines said by a boy to a gal during break up: . . . Behen gifts to wapis krti ja.. Teri bhabi ko kya dunga!!!!!

10 years ago

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Police Raat Ko Sardar Se: Tera naam kya hai? Sardar: Sher Singh Police: Aur tere baap ka Sardar: Samsher Singh Police: Fir yaha kyun khada hai Sardar: Ji, Aage gali me kutta hai

10 years ago

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Ek naughty Bacche Se Kisine Sawal Kiya . . Billi Puch Kyu Hilati Hai? . . Bache Ne Itminan Se Jawab Diya. . . . . "Isliye Ki Puch Billi Ki Hai, Tere Baap Ki Nahi....

10 years ago

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Ek Kutti:dog2: Raste Se Ja Rahi Thi
Tabhi Kuch Kutto :dog:Ne Usse Dekha
Kutti :dog2:Ghabra Gayi
Tabhi Ek Kutte:dog: Ne Kaha Ghabrao Mat Bahan
Hum Kutte :dog:Hai Insaan:walking: Nahi...

10 years ago

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Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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1 CHOKLET Hoti Hai 1 Rs Ki 1 GULAB Hota Hai 10 Rs Ka 1 CAR Hoti Hai 10 Lakh Ki Lekin 1 Dost Hota Hai "ARBO KA" Bade Menhge Ho Janab Bach Ke Rahna Kahin Koi Bech Na De

10 years ago

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Papa: Beta Batao Jaan Kaha Se Nikalti Hai.? Beta: Khidki Se. Papa: Wo Kaise.? Beta: Kal Raat Didi Hi Keh Rahi Thi, Jaan Khidki Se NikaL Jaao Papa Aa Gye.

10 years ago

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Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata. K.k

10 years ago

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1 Shayer Ne 1 Nakaab Wali Ladki Patayi 2nd Day Ladki Bikni Main Milne Aayi Shayer Dekh Kar Hairaan Hogaya Aur Shayeri Main Bola Shayer : Dekh Kar Tujhe Hogaya Main Sharam Se Pani Pani (Ladki thoda Tez Thi Shayeri Main Set Thi) Shayer : Dekh Kar Tujhe Hogaya Main Sharam Se Pani Pani Ladki : Meri Jaan Daal Gosh Khaoge Yaa Biryani...

10 years ago

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Mero aansu timi lai hanso bhayechha Mero betha timi lai katha bhayechha Biwasta ma khusi thiyen, Timi bina chhati mero Kati pohen geet samu samarpan ko mutu mero Khusi haru phoole chaha re, kalpana ma dherai hanse Mero mutu ghayal bani aau, aaja prem sanga hare

10 years ago

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Kidnapper: "teri biwi mere kabje me hai.. Saboot ke taur par uski do ungaliya bhijwa raha hu." Pati:" Saboot pakka nahi hai... Mundi bhej mundi.!!:-

10 years ago

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Ek bar ek natakhat ladka lalu ji se pu6ta hai Natakhat ladka= lalu g osama ke 3 bibi se 25 bachcha hai or apke 1 bibi se 9 bachcha hai ap dono me koon a66a hai lalu yadav= are ham a66a hu kyoki mera avrej a66a hai :-P;-)B-):-D:-)

10 years ago

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» THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;)
Girl: Kitna Seedha H..!
boy: Kya Maal H..!
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girl: Nice Behaviour..!
boy: Kash Pat Jaye..!
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girl: Dresing Sense Zabardast H..!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
boy: Skirt, Top Mein Or Hot Lagegi..!
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Girl: Agr Razi Ho Gya Toh Isi Se Shadi Karungi..!
Boy: Bs 1 Bar Han Krde Muje Konse Shadi Karni
hai..

10 years ago

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Yun Dil Se Dil Ko Juda Na Kijiyega. Zara Soch Samaj Kar Faisla Kijiyega. Agar Jee Sakte Hai Aap Mere Bina. To Beshak Meri Maut Ki Dua Kijiyega.

10 years ago

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આજ કુછ મીઠા હોજાયે
કવી ને અળદીયો ખાવાનું મન થયું છે.

10 years ago

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Bubbli Got Caugt On Date
on Independance Day
.
Major Rohail-
What Is This?
.
Bubbli-
Dad Today Is Freedom Day,
so Let Me Do What I Want:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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MAA; Beta, Soo Ja Warna GABBAR Aa Jayega.., . . . . BETA; 100 Rs. Do, Warna PAPA Ko Bata Dunga Ki Mere Sone Ke Baad GABBAR Ata Hai..

10 years ago

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Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye "Oye Mat Kha, Feeka hai"

10 years ago

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Class Mein Sir Ne Ek Ladki Se Puchha
Sir: “Define Energy?”
Girl: “Sir, Mujhe Poora Nahi Aata Sirf Last Ka Thoda Aata Hai”
Sir: “Okay, Jitna Aata Hai Utna Hi Bolo”
Girl: “And This Is Called Energy“:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Sardar: "i m going " iska kya matlab hai? Teacher: main ja raha hoon sardar: tera te payo v nai ja sakda pehle matlab das

10 years ago

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