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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses. I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like - there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.

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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.

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I get depressed at airports.

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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.

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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.

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