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  • My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Mom Quotes , Kind Quotes
  • I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Sorry Quotes , Night Quotes
  • When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Country Quotes , Feet Quotes
  • When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Christmas Quotes , Dad Quotes