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Adam Carolla Quotes 142
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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- I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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- I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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- That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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- My motto is "more mystery, less history".
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- If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
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- When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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- I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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- I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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- I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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- I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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- Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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- I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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- California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
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- If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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- If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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- You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
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- Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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- I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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- Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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