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Adam Sandler Quotes 165
- Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.
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- When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.
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- I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.
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- He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?
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- How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.
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- How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.
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- I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.
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- The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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- Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.
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- When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.
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- The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, "Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry, all of tomorrow?
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- It's nice when little teams win.
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- Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]
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- My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.
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- I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
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- You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at.
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- My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.
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- I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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- My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.
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- The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.
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