Adam Sandler Quotes, Mother Quotes, Wedding Quotes

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

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In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

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I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

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My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

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I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

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When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

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My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

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I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western.

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Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

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My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

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It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.

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Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

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On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

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I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.

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I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

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I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

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My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

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