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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I'd like very much to continue.

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Liberals don't hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.

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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces, that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it's wrong. It's just wrong.

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If someone hacks your password, you can change it - as many times as you want. You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.

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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.

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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.

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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.

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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.

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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire - and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.

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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.

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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?

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The way I see it, I'm not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I'm going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.

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I'm for Israel's right to exist.

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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I'm happy with it.

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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.

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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.

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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.

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Harvard's Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy. After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.

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