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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.

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I want to reclaim 'liberal.' I'm a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.

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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose, and terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.

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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

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I don't know what happens to you after you die. I'm not banking on there being, like, a heaven.

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If you use a cell phone - as I do - your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.

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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.

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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn't exist, and we didn't need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.

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It's not preppies, cause I'm a preppie myself. I just don't like homosexuals. If you ask me, they're all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.

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Let's keep the Internet weird. Let's keep the Internet free.

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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.

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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I've done. I've had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.

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I believe people have a right to know what's going on with their information and how it's collected, how it's stored and who gets it.

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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.

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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president. Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, 'There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.'

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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you're sure of what you're doing and you're working with allies.

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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.

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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.

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I know that it's probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician. This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw 'The Killing Fields,' and I've got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.

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Teen pregnancy went way down in the '90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.

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