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  • Sawaal: Biwi maikay jaa kar pati ko har roz phone kyon karti hai???? Jawab: Taa kay pati ko yaad rahy k Museebat abhi tali nahi, phir aany wali hai.
  • 8 years ago



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  • After marriage, husband - may i kiss u darling. Wife- sharmaate hui, hamne to kbhi gairo ko bhi mna nhi kiya. Ap to phir bhi apne h g.
  • 8 years ago



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  • One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Love or arranged marriage mein kya farq hai? Simple Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen.. Aur Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
  • 8 years ago



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  • pati: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho. Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo. Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho? Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Biwi: Kyon na Hum apni Shadi ki Saal-Girah par Daawat k liye Bakra katwaen. Shohar: Ghalti to main ne ki hai, to Saza us Ghareeb ko kyon den.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighborhood table n wish you”d ordered that..
  • 8 years ago



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  • Golden Rule:- ‘To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. . To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"
  • 8 years ago



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  • In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You”ve given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary
  • 8 years ago



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  • aqalmand aur samajhdar aadmi jb koi khaas aur eham faisla krta hai to apni aankhen band krta hai, buhat sochta hai, apne dil ki sunta hai, apne dimagh ko use krta hai, aur aakhir mein wohi krta hai jo . . . . . . . . us ki biwi kehti hai:)
  • 8 years ago



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  • Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Thapr mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola: Admi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai Wife Husband ko 2 thapr mar k boli: Aap kya smjte han k mai apse pyar ni krte...
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati Ksi ne Khush-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha pati Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Hai. Na Lage To Main.
  • 8 years ago



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  • The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate.
  • 8 years ago



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