Marriage SMS

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You”ve given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary

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Sawaal: Biwi maikay jaa kar pati ko har roz phone kyon karti hai???? Jawab: Taa kay pati ko yaad rahy k Museebat abhi tali nahi, phir aany wali hai.

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Aaj ki achi baat... kisi ko us ki chappal or puranay libas ki waja sy ghareeb na samjho.. ho sakta hai k wo ... . . . . ."Shadi Shuda ho

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Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver nd wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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After marriage, husband - may i kiss u darling. Wife- sharmaate hui, hamne to kbhi gairo ko bhi mna nhi kiya. Ap to phir bhi apne h g.

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Hazaro Ladkiya aati hain Hazaro Jati hain Hazaro Hasti hain Hazaro Rulati hain. Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai Jo Doli me aati hai Aur gale parr jati hai.

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A famous writer said Love is like a long sweet dream N Marriage is an alarm clock" So have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes U up.

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Bhakt-"Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahe jo Gori ho Beutiful ho Inteligent ho Pati ko samjhe Or kabhi jhagda na kare Swami:"Man ka Vahem'

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Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. . Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Life before marriage is AIRTEL " u can express ur self ". During honeymoon is RELIANCE- " Always get in Touch ". After Honeymoon is HUTCH " Wherever u go ur wife network follows". After one year Life is IDEA " ur wife can change ur life ". After 10 years Life is BSNL " Subscriber is not reachable "?????????

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It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as "the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."

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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?

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दुनियादारी का फर्क तब
समझ में आया :wink:

जब एक कुंवारे के दरवाज़े
पर लिखा देखा:
" Sweet Home"
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और :sunglasses:
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शादी-शुदा के दरवाजे पे
: "ॐ शांति ॐ" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::grinning::grin::joy:

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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!!

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Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.

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Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover a n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

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In train a Hasband to his Wife Hasband: tujh se shadi kr k mai pachta raha hun dil krta hai tujhy kisi kutty k saamny dal dun. Samny wala passenger: wao wao wao waooo!

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A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. "Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."

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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

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Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat

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