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  • Over the phone: "Hey ! Sorry man I couldn’t be there on your wedding day, but I really feel so happy for you two, heres me wishing you all the best of health, happiness and prosperity for your married life!
  • 9 years ago



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  • Sawaal: Biwi maikay jaa kar pati ko har roz phone kyon karti hai???? Jawab: Taa kay pati ko yaad rahy k Museebat abhi tali nahi, phir aany wali hai.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity nd tragedy of LIFE.
  • 9 years ago



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  • For the fools marraige are burden. Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life. It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society. Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!
  • 9 years ago



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  • Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko "HANS MUKH" Kehtay Hain. Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko "HUSBAND" Kehtay Hain..
  • 9 years ago



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  • मोतीलाल:- मेरे लिए कोई अच्छी सी लड़की का रिश्ता बता |

    धोतीलाल : यार मेरी नज़र में एक लड़की है बी.कॉम की |

    मोतीलाल : यार किसी भी कोम की हो पर लड़की पढ़ी लिखी सुशिल होनी चाहिए |
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Ladka Ladki Jokes Sms , Marriage SMS , Jokes SMS
  • It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as "the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."
  • 9 years ago



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  • A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. "Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
  • 9 years ago



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  • Golden Rule:- ‘To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. . To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"
  • 9 years ago



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  • दुनियादारी का फर्क तब
    समझ में आया :wink:

    जब एक कुंवारे के दरवाज़े
    पर लिखा देखा:
    " Sweet Home"
    .
    और :sunglasses:
    .
    शादी-शुदा के दरवाजे पे
    : "ॐ शांति ॐ" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::grinning::grin::joy:
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS , House Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS
  • Thapr mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola: Admi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai Wife Husband ko 2 thapr mar k boli: Aap kya smjte han k mai apse pyar ni krte...
  • 9 years ago



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  • Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj ki achi baat... kisi ko us ki chappal or puranay libas ki waja sy ghareeb na samjho.. ho sakta hai k wo ... . . . . ."Shadi Shuda ho
  • 9 years ago



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  • Evolution of Man: Without Marriage "Spider Man" On Marriage Day "Super Man" After Marriage "Gentle Man" If wife is beautiful then rest of life . . . . "Watch Man"
  • 9 years ago



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  • Log Shaadi kyo Karte Hai? Isliye k marne k baad agar Swarg Jaye to Accha Feel Kare.! Aur Nark jaye to ajeeb sa na lage, Ghar jesa lage.!
  • 9 years ago



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