Marriage SMS

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

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Golden Rule:- ‘To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. . To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"

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aqalmand aur samajhdar aadmi jb koi khaas aur eham faisla krta hai to apni aankhen band krta hai, buhat sochta hai, apne dil ki sunta hai, apne dimagh ko use krta hai, aur aakhir mein wohi krta hai jo . . . . . . . . us ki biwi kehti hai:)

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A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

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Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver nd wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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Over the phone: "Hey ! Sorry man I couldn’t be there on your wedding day, but I really feel so happy for you two, heres me wishing you all the best of health, happiness and prosperity for your married life!

8 years ago

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Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola- aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho! PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.

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2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming, Wid Love In The Wedding Cup, Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It; Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up.

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Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bharay Bazar Mei "A.G" Kiun Kehti Ho? Biwi: Ab Bharay Bazar Mei "Abey Ghaday" Kahun Gi To Kia Acha Lagay Ga.

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Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko "HANS MUKH" Kehtay Hain. Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko "HUSBAND" Kehtay Hain..

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Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You”ve given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary

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Log Shaadi kyo Karte Hai? Isliye k marne k baad agar Swarg Jaye to Accha Feel Kare.! Aur Nark jaye to ajeeb sa na lage, Ghar jesa lage.!

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टीचर : अच्छा ,अगर तुमको दो लड़कियां प्रोपोज़ करे तो तुम किससे शादी करोगे ??
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पिंगु : दोनों में कुश्ती लगा दूंगा। जो हारी उससे शादी करूँगा। क्योकि शादी के बाद कम पीटेंगी।
टीचर बेहोश
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

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philosophy Of Life : ?At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god, Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed..!

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Love or arranged marriage mein kya farq hai? Simple Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen.. Aur Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

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Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.

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Aik Admi Raat Doston Ki Mehfil Se Late Ghar Gaya Next Day Friends ne pocha Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi? Aadmi: Kuch khas nahi ye do dant mai waisay hi niklawanay wala tha.

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The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate.

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Wife: Darling! Kuch saal pehle mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa tha. Husband pakad kar: Figure to Aaj bhi COKE jesa he hai, Pehle Regular Bottle Thi, Ab Jumbo Pack.

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