Al Yankovic Quotes, Blue Quotes, Shoes Quotes

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

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I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

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I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.

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You fake something until you're good at it.

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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak. Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.

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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

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I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

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I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

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So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.

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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

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I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

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I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.

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