Al Yankovic Quotes, Cheer Quotes, Laughing Quotes

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

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Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

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My wife went off with Elvis.

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I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.

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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

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I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got Could see all kinds of things other people could not! So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

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My own personal tastes don't really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that, I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I'm working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life. So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.

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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me.

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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

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