Al Yankovic Quotes, Healing Quotes, Heart Quotes

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

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I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.

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My own personal tastes don't really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that, I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I'm working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life. So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.

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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.

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So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

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There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

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