Al Yankovic Quotes, New York Quotes, Nice Quotes

Well I've made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it's probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I've known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we've been friends. About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.

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You fake something until you're good at it.

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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

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I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

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I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.

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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.

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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

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A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.

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I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.

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It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.

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