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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

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Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

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Pop culture's gotten much more disposable.

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Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

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So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.

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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

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Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars.

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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

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I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.

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One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

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I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

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You don't need to be defined by your job.

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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

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I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

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When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

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I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.

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There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

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