Al Yankovic Quotes, Healing Quotes, Heart Quotes

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.

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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

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Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

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I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.

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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

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You fake something until you're good at it.

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I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

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I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.

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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.

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At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.

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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

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