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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

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I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

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In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, "Yes, of course they have, they've thought of it!"

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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.

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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.

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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.

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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.

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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

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I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.

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I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.

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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

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