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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off.

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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

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My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

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I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

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By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

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I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

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There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

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I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

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Pop culture's gotten much more disposable.

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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

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Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

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I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.

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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

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A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.

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