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Alan Perlis Quotes 57
- A picture is worth 10K words - but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.
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- Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.
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- There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
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- To understand a program, you must become both the machine and the program.
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- When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
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- Optimization hinders evolution. Everything should be built top-down, except the first time. Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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- A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
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- In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
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- You think you KNOW when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.
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- Often it is the means that justify the ends: goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble.
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- Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
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- We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.
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- The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
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- Optimization hinders evolution.
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- In man-machine symbiosis, it is man who must adjust: The machines can't.
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- Any noun can be verbed.
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- Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
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- There is no such thing as a free variable.
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- A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
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- In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.
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