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It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

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From the dome of St. Peter's one can see every notable object in Rome... He can see a panorama that is varied, extensive, beautiful to the eye, and more illustrious in history than any other in Europe.

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It is a pity we can't escape from life when we are young.

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I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing.

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I begin to see that a man's got to be in his own heaven to be happy.

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Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval - a thing which, to the general run of the human race, is more dreaded than wolves and death.

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The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of this world'd luxuries, king by grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took: we know it because she repented.

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I do love compliments, yet I'm often embarrassed to say what I think to the person when I get a compliment. I so often feel that they have not gone far enough.

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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

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Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

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In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

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Your road is everything that a road ought to be...and yet you will not stay in it half a mile, for the reason that little, seductive, mysterious roads are always branching out from it on either hand, and as these curve sharply also and hide what is beyond, you cannot resist the temptation to desert your own chosen path and explore them.

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I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary.

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again and that is well but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

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A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

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Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

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That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.

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Your friends may love you in private but your enemies will hate you in public.

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A powerful agent is the right word: it lights the reader's way and makes it plain.

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