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Life ain't about how fast you run or how high you climb, It's all about how good you bounce. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

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Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.

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Our Congresses consist of Christians. In their private life they are true to every obligation of honor; yet in every session they violate them all, and do it without shame. Because honor to party is above honor to themselves.

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It is a dear and lovely disposition, and a most valuable one, that can brush away indignities and discourtesies and seek and find the pleasanter features of an experience.

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How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!

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When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

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Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.

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Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.

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The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.

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I played Chess with him and would have beaten him sometimes only he always took back his last move, and ran the game out differently

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Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass and his illegitimate child the mule.

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It will take mind and memory months and possibly years to gather together the details, and thus learn and know the whole extent of the loss.

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We must look for our own blame to find our own personality.

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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Progressive improvement beats delayed perfection.

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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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Sometimes I lifted a chicken that warn't roosting comfortable, and took him along. Pap always said, take a chicken when you get achance, because if you don't want him yourself you can easy find somebody that does, and a good deed ain't ever forgot. I never see papa when he didn't want the chicken himself, but that is what he used to say, anyway.

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Those who do not read the news are uninformed. Those who do are misinformed.

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The real yellow peril: Gold.

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