Mark Twain Quotes, Thinking Quotes, Finding Yourself Quotes

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for certain that just ain't true." Thinking that you know the future.

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To one in sympathy with nature, each season, in its turn, seems the loveliest.

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I don't speak German well but several experts have assured me that I write it like an angel. Maybe so, maybe so- I don't know. I've not yet made any acquaintances among the angels. That comes later, whenever it please the Deity. I'm not in any hurry.

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

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Honor is a harder master than the law.

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To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

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But we are all insane, anyway. Note the mountain-climbers.

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Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood.

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There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.

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Give a man a reputation as an early riser and he can sleep 'til noon.

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On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfined.

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Let your joy be unconfined!

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In our day we don't allow a hundred and thirty years to elapse between glimpses of a marvel. If somebody should discover a creek in the county next to the one that the North Pole is in, Europe and America would start fifteen costly expeditions thither; one to explore the creek, and the other fourteen to hunt for each other.

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To avoid being drawn into error, keep a firm grip on the truth.

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There is no such thing as an ordinary life.

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Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.

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A powerful agent is the right word: it lights the reader's way and makes it plain.

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Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.

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