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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

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There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

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Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!

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Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.

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Time spent with your children is time wisely spent.

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There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you had started today one year ago, this would not even be an issue for you today! Don't waste another year!

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The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

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There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous and shallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what you know ain't so'.

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when the human race is not grotesque it is because it is asleep and losing its opportunity.

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We are always too busy for our children; we never give them the time or interest they deserve. We lavish gifts upon them; but the most precious gift, our personal association, which means so much to them, we give grudgingly.

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A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will deceive, a jay will betray; and four times out of five, a jay will go back on his solemnest promise.

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Such is professional jealousy; a scientist will never show any kindness for a theory which he did not start himself.

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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

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Canadian girls are so pretty it's a relief now and then to see a plain one.

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The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

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But it is a blessed provision of nature that at times like these, as soon as a man's mercury has got down to a certain point there comes a revulsion, and he rallies. Hope springs up, and cheerfulness along with it, and then he is in good shape to do something for himself, if anything can be done.

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Make your mark in New York and you are a made man.

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A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.

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Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion--several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven....The higher animals have no religion. And we are told that they are going to be left out in the Hereafter. I wonder why? It seems questionable taste.

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You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.

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