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It may have happened, it may not have happened but it could have happened.

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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

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Life is short, break the rules.

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There is not a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.

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Such is professional jealousy; a scientist will never show any kindness for a theory which he did not start himself.

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All schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.

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Too bad that youth is wasted on the young.

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Man is the only animal that deals in that atorcity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind.

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Sufficient unto the day is one baby. As long as you are in your right mind don't you ever pray for twins. Twins amount to a permanent riot; and there ain't any real difference between triplets and a insurrection. - The Babies speech 1879

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That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.

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It was on the 10th day of May - 1884 - that I confessed to age by mounting spectacles for the first time, and in the same hour I renewed my youth, to outward appearance, by mounting a bicycle for the first time. The spectacles stayed on.

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Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare. A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare, A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare! Punch, brothers! punch with care! Punch in the presence of the passenjare!

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I believe I have had the most trouble with a portrait which I painted in installments - the head on one canvas and the bust on another.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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When a man arrives at great prosperity God did it: when he falls into disaster he did it himself.

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great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

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Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

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There are two types of speakers: those that are nervous and those that are liars.

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Braveness is resistance to concern, mastery of panic - not absense of anxiety.

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He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

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