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The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.

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Take your mind out every now and then and dance on it. It is getting all caked up.

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We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that the savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter.

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Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.

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When politics enter into municipal government, nothing resulting therefrom in the way of crimes and infamies is then incredible. It actually enables one to accept and believe the impossible.

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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

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Civilizations proceed from the heart rather than from the head.

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That's just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don't want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as he can hide it, it ain't no disgrace.

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Life does not consist mainly - or even largely - of facts and happenings.

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

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What a man wants with religion in these breadless times, surpasses my comprehension.

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Buy land, they're not making it anymore.

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And always we had wars, and more wars, and still other wars - all over Europe, all over the world. "Sometimes in the private interest of royal families," Satan said, "sometimes to crush a weak nation; but never a war started by the aggressor for any clean purpose - there is no such war in the history of the race."

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Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far.

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A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

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A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment, anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.

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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

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Man is the only animal that deals in that atorcity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind.

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A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors.

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