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...we all know that in all matters of mere opinion that [every] man is insane-just as insane as we are...we know exactly where to put our finger upon his insanity: it is where his opinion differs from ours....All Democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it. None but the Republicans. All the Republicans are insane, but only the Democrats can perceive it. The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

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The Autocrat of Russia possesses more power than any other man in the earth; but he cannot stop a sneeze.

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Human beings are the only creatures who blush - or who need to.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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Music is a good thing; and after all that soul-butter and hogwash, I never see it freshen up things so, and sound so honest and bully.

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Great enterprises usually promise vastly more than they perform.

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A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people mad enough to do something about it.

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It's an epitome of life. The first half of it consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.

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There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you had started today one year ago, this would not even be an issue for you today! Don't waste another year!

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There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy of his own standard.

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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

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But it is a blessed provision of nature that at times like these, as soon as a man's mercury has got down to a certain point there comes a revulsion, and he rallies. Hope springs up, and cheerfulness along with it, and then he is in good shape to do something for himself, if anything can be done.

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Marriage -- yes, it is the supreme felicity of life. I concede it. And it is also the supreme tragedy of life. The deeper the love the surer the tragedy. And the more disconsolating when it comes.

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What a man wants with religion in these breadless times, surpasses my comprehension.

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Heroine: girl who is perfectly charming to live with, in a book.

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The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word.

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God's noblest work. Man who found it out? Man.

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Self-approval is acquired mainly from the approval of other people.

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

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