Mark Twain Quotes, Gratitude Quotes, Two Quotes

Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession. You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.

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History may not repeat, but it often rhymes.

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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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Men think they think upon the great political questions, and they do; but they think with their party, not independently; they read its literature, but not that of the other side

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Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

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Choosing not to read is like closing an open door to paradise

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The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

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A German joke is no laughing matter.

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His head was an hour-glass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the whole idea at once.

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In the ancient city of London, on a certain autumn day in the second quarter of the sixteenth century, a boy was born to a poor family of the name of Canty, who did not want him.

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Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.

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There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had had its rights.

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It is an important thing, in our never-ending pursuit of happiness, to stop and just be happy for a while.

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Now I can only pray that there may be a God -- and a heaven -- or something better.

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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

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Geological time is not money.

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Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it.

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There is no humor in heaven.

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The first half of my life I went to school, the second half of my life I got an education.

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We teach them to take their patriotism at second-hand; to shout with the largest crowd without examining into the right or wrong of the matter -- exactly as boys under monarchies are taught and have always been taught. We teach them to regard as traitors, and hold in aversion and contempt, such as do not shout with the crowd, and so here in our democracy we are cheering a thing which of all things is most foreign to it and out of place -- the delivery of our political conscience into somebody else's keeping. This is patriotism on the Russian plan.

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