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... the English alphabet is pure insanity..., It can hardly spell any word in the language with any degree of certainty.

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Better a broken promise than none at all.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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When you catch an adjective, kill it - perhaps the best possible advice for budding writers.

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We often feel sad in the presence of music without words; and often more than that in the presence of music without music.

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Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

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Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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...fry me an optimist for breakfast.

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Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame.

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His head was an hour-glass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the whole idea at once.

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The human race consists of the damned and the ought-to-be damned.

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that but the really great make you feel that you too can become great. When you are seeking to bring big plans to fruition it is important with whom you regularly associate. Hang out with friends who are like-minded and who are also designing purpose-filled lives. Similarly be that kind of a friend for your friends.

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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

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Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.

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Wagner has some great moments, but a lot of miserable half hours.

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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

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You may have noticed that the less I know about a subject the more confidence I have, and the more new light I throw on it.

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There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had had its rights.

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What a man sees in the human race is merely himself in the deep and honest privacy of his own heart. Byron despised the race because he despised himself. I feel as Byron did, and for the same reason.

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