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We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the human race.

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Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion years; but in our day of electric wires and water-ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time nor tide.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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My sister...was an interested and zealous invalid during sixty-five years, tried all the new diseases as fast as they came out, and always enjoyed the newest one more than any that went before; my brother had accumulated forty-two brands of Christianity before he was called away.

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When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.

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As for the dinosaur - But Noah's conscience was easy; it was not named in his cargo list and he and the boys were not aware that there was such a creature. He said he could not blame himself for not knowing about the dinosaur, because it was an American animal and America had not then been discovered.

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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

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One learns peoples through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect.

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July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so

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Astonishing things can be done with the human memory if you will devote it faithfully to one particular line of business.

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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually waste away, and eventually die.

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All kings is mostly rapscallions, as fur as I can make out.

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There are two reasons why anybody buys anything. The real reason, and the reason they give you.

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A Christian's first duty is to God. It then follows, as a matter of course, that it is his duty to carry his Christian code to the polls and vote them... If Christians should vote their duty to God at the polls, they would carry every election, and do it with ease... it would bring about a moral revolution that would be incalculably beneficent. It would save the country.

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The true charm of pedestrians does not lie in the walking, or in the scenery, but in the talking.

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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

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Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.

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But we are all insane, anyway ... The suicides seem to be the only sane people.

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