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Shut the door not that it lets in the cold but that it lets out the coziness.

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What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.

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I do not like work even when someone else is doing it.

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God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

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That's the difference between governments and individuals. Governments don't care, individuals do.

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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

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Leaving out the gamblers, the burglars, and the plumbers, perhaps we do put our trust in God after a fashion. But, after all, it is an overstatement. If the cholera or black plague should come to these shores, perhaps the bulk of the nation would pray to be delivered from it, but the rest would put their trust in The Health Board.

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A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

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I've dealt with many crises in my life, but few will ever happen.

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An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

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You need not expect to get your book right the first time.

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If you can't stand solitude, perhaps others find you boring as well.

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Great things can happen when you don't care who gets the credit.

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Comedy keeps the heart sweet; but we all know that there is wholesome refreshment for both mind and heart in an occasional climb among the pomps of the intellectual snow-summits built by Shakespeare and those others.

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I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases

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A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

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When all is said and done, the one sole condition that makes spiritual happiness and preserves it is the absence of doubt.

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There is no such thing as material covetousness. All covetousness is spiritual. ...Any so-called material thing that you want is merely a symbol: you want it not for itself, but because it will content your spirit for the moment.

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