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Supposing is good, but finding out is better.

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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A marriage. . .will give a new gladness to the sunshine, a new fragrance to the flowers, a new beauty to the earth, and a new mystery to life.

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... the English alphabet is pure insanity..., It can hardly spell any word in the language with any degree of certainty.

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I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.

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Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.

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There's always a hole in theories somewhere if you look close enough.

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No man has an appreciation so various that his judgment is good upon all varieties of literary work.

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The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass. If the case be otherwise, I beg his pardon and extend to him the cordial hand of fellowship and call him brother.

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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

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Self-approval is acquired mainly from the approval of other people.

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Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.

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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

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...the person that had took a bull by the tail once had learnt sixty or seventy times as much as a person that hadn't, and said a person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was getting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful. Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again, either. But if he wants to, I say let him!

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If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare.

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The southerner talks music.

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Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

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We never knew an ignorant person yet but was prejudiced.

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If the metrics you are looking at aren't useful in optimizing your strategy - stop looking at them.

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