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Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider.

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How unfortunate and how narrowing a thing it is for a man to have wealth who makes a god of it instead of a servant

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Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

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The pulpit and the optimist are always talking about the human race's steady march toward ultimate perfection. As usual, they leave out the statistics. It is the pulpit's way - the optimist's way.

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The English are mentioned in the Bible; Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

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My mind changes often ... People who have no mind can easily be steadfast and firm, but when a man is loaded down to the guards with it, as I am, every heavy sea of foreboding or inclination, maybe of indolence, shifts the cargo.

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Use the right word, not its second cousin.

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There has been only one Christian. They caught and curcified him-early.

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

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A sound heart is a surer guide than an ill-trained conscience.

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Now, isn't imagination a precious thing? It peoples the earth with all manner of wonders.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. So many look to eradicate fear from their lives, when that is an impossible task. You can certainly experience moments in absence of fear, however accept that fear will be with you whenever you are in the process of living creatively. The challenge is to go ahead regardless, simply notice the feeling and manage being courageous.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Life ain't about how fast you run or how high you climb, It's all about how good you bounce. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

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Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

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Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

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Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?

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The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of ungraceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.

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Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

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