Mark Twain Quotes, Men Quotes, Clothes Quotes

A group of men in evening clothes looks like a flock of crows, and is just about as inspiring.

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We have to be despised by somebody whom we regard as above us, or we are not happy; we have to have somebody to worship and envy,or we cannot be content. In America we manifest this in all the ancient and customary ways. In public we scoff at titles and hereditary privilege, but privately we hanker after them, and when we get a chance we buy them for cash and a daughter.

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

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If you must be indiscrete, be discrete in your indiscretion.

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Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild

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A journalist is a reporter out of a job.

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The human being places sexual intercourse above all other joys, but leaves it out of his heaven.

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I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.

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Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or a newspaper the resulting effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt.

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The true charm of pedestrians does not lie in the walking, or in the scenery, but in the talking.

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Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence- stuffed and in a museum.

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When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

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It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.

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Comedy keeps the heart sweet; but we all know that there is wholesome refreshment for both mind and heart in an occasional climb among the pomps of the intellectual snow-summits built by Shakespeare and those others.

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I am content to be a bric-a-bracker and a Ceramiker.

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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

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My heart goes out to anyone who is making his first appearance before an audience of human beings.

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When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

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Man is kind enough when he is not excited by religion

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