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Age enlarges and enriches the powers of some musical instruments - notably those of the violin - but it seems to set a piano's teeth on edge.

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To be vested with enormous authority is a fine thing; but to have the on-looking world consent to it is finer.

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That reminds me to remark, in passing, that the very first official thing I did, in my administration-and it was on the first day of it, too-was to start a patent office; for I knew that a country without a patent office and good patent laws was just a crab, and couldn't travel any way but sideways or backways.

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So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked.

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Writing is the easiest thing in the world.... Just try it sometime. I sit up with a pipe in my mouth and a board on my knees and I scribble away.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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It is the Creator´s Grand Army, and he is the Commander-in-Chief... With these facts before you, now try to guess man´s chiefest pet name for this ferocious Commander-in-Chief? I will save you the trouble but you must not laugh. It is Our Father in Heaven.

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We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles.

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Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

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To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

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A group of men in evening clothes looks like a flock of crows, and is just about as inspiring.

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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

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You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.

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The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.

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The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying that such a laugh was money in a man's pocket, because it cut down the doctor's bills like everything.

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The true charm of pedestrians does not lie in the walking, or in the scenery, but in the talking.

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