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There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had had its rights.

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I've never let my school interfere with my education.

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Balloon: Thing to take meteroric observations and commit suicide with.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.

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My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

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Even the clearest and most perfect circumstantial evidence is likely to be at fault, after all, and therefore ought to be received with great caution. Take the case of any pencil, sharpened by any woman; if you have witnesses, you will find she did it with a knife; but if you take simply the aspect of the pencil, you will say that she did it with her teeth.

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If true, rarely beautiful. If beautiful, rarely true.

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[On Dutch flat poetry]: It is too smooth and blubbery; it reads like butter-milk gurgling from a jug.

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Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped, but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.

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It is wiser to find out than to suppose.

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God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company

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It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.

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Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke.

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Experience of life (not of books) is the only capital usable in such a book as you have attempted; one can make no judicious use of this capital while it is new.

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All scenery in California requires distance to give it its highest charm.

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Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.

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Always obey your parents. When they are present. This is the best policy in the long run. Because if you don't, they will make you. Most parents think they know better than you do, and you can generally make more by humoring that superstition than you can by acting on your own better judgment.

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Comedy keeps the heart sweet.

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