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It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.

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The law is a system that protects everybody who can afford to hire a good lawyer.

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God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company

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There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

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In prayer we call ourselves 'worms of the dust', but it is only on a sort of tacit understanding that the remark shall not be taken at par.

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A gentleman is a man who can play the banjo, but doesn't.

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We do not get ice-cream every where, and so, when we do, we are apt to dissipate to excess.

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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

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Don't you know that the very thing a man dreads is the thing that always happens?

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Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.

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We have to keep our God placated with prayer, and even then we are never sure of him-how much higher and finer is the Indian's God...Our illogical God is all-powerful in name, but impotent in fact; the Great Spirit is not all-powerful, but does the very best he can for his injun and does it free of charge

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...the circumstances and the atmosphere always have so much to do in directing a conversation, especially a German conversation, which is only a kind of an insurrection, anyway.

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There is only one good sex. The female one.

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Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.

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Distance lends enchantment to the view.

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The two Great Unknowns, the two Illustrious Conjecturabilities! They are the best known unknown persons that have ever drawn breath upon the planet.

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The true charm of pedestrians does not lie in the walking, or in the scenery, but in the talking.

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I don't mind what the opposition say of me so long as they don't tell the truth about me. But when they descend to telling the truth about me I consider that this is taking an unfair advantage.

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