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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

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When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.

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We had a sunset of a very fine sort. The vast plain of the sea was marked off in bands of sharply-contrasted colors: great stretches of dark blue, others of purple, others of polished bronze; the billowy mountains showed all sorts of dainty browns and greens, blues and purples and blacks, and the rounded velvety backs of certain of them made one want to stroke them, as one would the sleek back of a cat.

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One gains at least two to three times more experience grabbing the tiger by the tail than reading about it in a book.

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The soul and substance of what customarily ranks as patriotism is moral cowardice -- and always has been.

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Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.

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Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society.

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There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.

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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

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Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

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There is probably no pleasure equal to the pleasure of climbing a dangerous Alp; but it is a pleasure which is confined strictly to people who can find pleasure in it.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

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You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.

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It’s not the good that die young, it’s the lucky.

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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

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A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment, anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.

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I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences. That is the way to write English - it is the modern way and the best way. Stick to it; don't let fluff and flowers and verbosity creep in.

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I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary.

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One of my theories is that the hearts of men are about alike, no matter what their skin color.

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