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If you have nothing to say, say nothing.

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Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.

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But we are all insane, anyway ... The suicides seem to be the only sane people.

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Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense.

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Some of us cannot be optimists, but all of us can be bigamists

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I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.

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Grown people everywhere are always likely to cling to the religion they were brought up in.

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No public interest is anything other or nobler than a massed accumulation of private interests.

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Balloon: Thing to take meteroric observations and commit suicide with.

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There was a great difference in boats, of course. For a long time I was on a boat that was so slow we used to forget what year it was we left port in.

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A gifted person ought to learn English (barring spelling and pronouncing) in thirty hours, French in thirty days, and German in thirty years.

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But that's always the way; it don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway. If I had a yaller dog that didn't know no more than a person's conscience does I would pison him. It takes up more room than all the rest of a person's insides, and yet ain't no good, nohow.

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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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Strange a God who mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness, then invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none Himself; who frowns upon crimes yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon Himself; and finally with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship Him!

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Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.

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The silent colossal National Lie that is the support and confederate of all the tyrannies and shams and inequalities and unfairnesses that afflict the peoples — that is the one to throw bricks and sermons at.

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Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.

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Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

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What a man wants with religion in these breadless times, surpasses my comprehension.

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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

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