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It may have happened, it may not have happened but it could have happened.

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Broad, wholesome, charitable views .. can not be acquired by vegetating in one's little corner of the earth.

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I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me.

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We are strange beings, we seem to go free, but we go in chains - chains of training, custom, convention, association, environment - in a word, Circumstance, and against these bonds the strongest of us struggle in vain.

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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

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The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

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Every time I reform in one direction I go overboard in another.

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Look at you in war...There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

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But death was sweet, death was gentle, death was kind; death healed the bruised spirit and the broken heart, and gave them rest and forgetfulness; death was man’s best friend; when man could endure life no longer, death came and set him free.

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Too bad that youth is wasted on the young.

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Leaving out the gamblers, the burglars, and the plumbers, perhaps we do put our trust in God after a fashion. But, after all, it is an overstatement. If the cholera or black plague should come to these shores, perhaps the bulk of the nation would pray to be delivered from it, but the rest would put their trust in The Health Board.

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Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

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That reminds me to remark, in passing, that the very first official thing I did, in my administration-and it was on the first day of it, too-was to start a patent office; for I knew that a country without a patent office and good patent laws was just a crab, and couldn't travel any way but sideways or backways.

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The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first

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Grown people everywhere are always likely to cling to the religion they were brought up in.

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Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

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Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while he was alive. I wish they were used more.

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Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

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He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue.

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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

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