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My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe.

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A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful. He isn't likely to grow dim or doubtful. Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again, either. But if he wants to, I say let him!

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By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfect man.

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You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.

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There is one notable thing about our Christianity: bad, bloody, merciless, money-grabbing, and predatory. The invention of hell measured by our Christianity of today, bad as it is, hypocritical as it is, empty and hollow as it is, neither the deity nor his son is a Christian, nor qualified for that moderately high place. Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilled.

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Braveness is resistance to concern, mastery of panic - not absense of anxiety.

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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Well, my book is written-let it go. But if it were only to write over again there wouldn't be so many things left out. They burn in me; and they keep multiplying; but now they can't ever be said. And besides, they would require a library-and a pen warmed up in hell.

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Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.

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Every inventor is a crackpot until his idea succeeds.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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We do not get ice-cream every where, and so, when we do, we are apt to dissipate to excess.

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Remember this, take this to heart, live by it, die for it if necessary: that our patriotism is medieval, outworn, obsolete; that the modern patriotism, the true patriotism, the only rational patriotism, is loyalty to the Nation ALL the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.

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The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

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He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather.

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It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

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He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too.

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What is there in Rome for me to see that others have not seen before me? What is there for me to touch that others have not touched? What is there for me to feel, to learn, to hear, to know, that shall thrill me before it pass to others? What can I discover?--Nothing. Nothing whatsoever. One charm of travel dies here.

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