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I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases

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If it would not look too much like showing off, I would tell the reader where New Zealand is.

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India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

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A journalist is a reporter out of a job.

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Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

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Was it my conspicuousness that distressed me? Not at all. It was merely that I was not beautifully conspicuous but uglily conspicuous - it makes all the difference in the world.

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I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences. That is the way to write English - it is the modern way and the best way. Stick to it; don't let fluff and flowers and verbosity creep in.

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Whenever the human race assembles to a number exceeding four, it cannot stand free speech.

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One day man by the slow processes of evolution shall develop into something really fine and high - some billions of years hence, say.

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...the circumstances and the atmosphere always have so much to do in directing a conversation, especially a German conversation, which is only a kind of an insurrection, anyway.

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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot.

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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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I love to revel in philosophical matters-especially astronomy. I study astronomy more than any other foolishness there is. I am a perfect slave to it. I am at it all the time. I have got more smoked glass than clothes. I am as familiar with the stars as the comets are. I know all the facts and figures and have all the knowledge there is concerning them. I yelp astronomy like a sun-dog, and paw the constellations like Ursa Major.

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A gentleman is a man who can play the banjo, but doesn't.

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Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out.

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There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.

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I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.

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I don't mind what the opposition say of me so long as they don't tell the truth about me. But when they descend to telling the truth about me I consider that this is taking an unfair advantage.

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