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Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider.

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It is a time when one's spirit is subdued and sad, one knows not why; when the past seems a storm-swept desolation, life a vanity and a burden, and the future but a way to death.

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The silent colossal National Lie that is the support and confederate of all the tyrannies and shams and inequalities and unfairnesses that afflict the peoples — that is the one to throw bricks and sermons at.

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I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.

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Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

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Where are there are two desires in a man's heart he has no choice between the two but must obey the strongest, there being no such thing as free will in the composition of any human being that ever lived.

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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.

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Ah, if he could only die temporarily!

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What do we call love, hate, charity, revenge, humanity, forgiveness? Different results of the master impulse, the necessity of securing one's self-approval.

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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

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Do one thing every day you don't want to do.

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As a rule, we go about with masks, we go about looking honest, and we are able to conceal ourselves all through the day.

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It is not worth while to try to keep history from repeating itself, for man's character will always make the preventing of the repetitions impossible.

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The choir always tittered and whispered all through the service. There was once a church choir that was not ill-bred, but I have forgotten where it was.

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Heroine: Girl in a book who is saved from drowning by a hero and marries him next week, but if it was to be over again ten years later it is likely she would rather have a life-belt and he would rather have her have it. Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

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I was born with Halley's Comet and I expect to die upon its return

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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

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Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more.

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Human nature is the same everywhere; it deifies success, it has nothing but scorn for defeat.

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